Alexander Jones (alexweej)
alex.weej.com
Alexander Jones (alexweej)
@alex.weej.com
British, atheist, Node.js @bloomberg.com, producer/DJ @antithet.net, social justice warrior, champagne socialist, reply guy, etc. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Your opinions are your own
I can only hope that billionaires pissing eyewatering amounts of life changing money into the campaign of shamed sexual predator and obvious Zionist asset Andrew Cuomo, is the only reason why the gold bar is even remotely competitive.

Congratulations, New York!
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
#javascript

Sooo, what if we use JSON Patch for program input/output? 🤩

Having a lot of fun playing in the space between script and shell!

I've done a lot of cleanup and finessing of this, um, computer usage experience? programming language? editor? over the last few weeks. Preview soon!
October 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
#javascript

Not sure why I've never thought of or seen this before?

It works exactly as you'd expect due to operator precedence. I call it Elvis logging haha
October 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
America, what the fuck is going on? Who is funding this?
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Fucking hell. #vercel
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
September 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
🙄
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
September 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
IT IS TIME
September 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
September 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I've always thought it silly that when describing a price change, the upside is +0% to +infinity, but the downside is -0% to -100%. The asymmetry feels wrong. So checkmate LIBS, Trump is clearly a genius using mathematical conventions you're too STUPID and WOKE to comprehend. #AlternativeMaths
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
From @wikipedia.org as of today. I wonder who the problem could be... 🤷‍♂️

It's fucking GREENLAND isn't it.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...
September 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just "looking for hostages". Relax, guy.
September 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
On a sick day thinking I'd get back into Duolingo after being away on holiday.

There are now 255 units I have to grind through to get out of Section 5. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUOLINGO?! They clearly do not want me to actually learn French.

Also, is it a bit suss that it's 0xFF units..
August 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So, YouTube, as a result of your algorithm brainwashing creators into borderline (and in many cases obvious) clickbait titles and thumbnails, we now need AI generated summaries while browsing to actually decide what to watch 🙄
June 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
🤣
June 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Did they update the headline?
May 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Testing out some generative AI via AST. Some trickery required to compress the tokens... Just need to get something hooked up directly in the editor now instead of copying and pasting. And also teach it about type safety. 🫣
April 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM