Alexandra Jordan MD
@alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social
Midwestern nocturnist. 🦇🦇🦇
Aspiring snake-priestess! 🐍🐍🐍
Aspiring snake-priestess! 🐍🐍🐍
“Don’t you cry-yi-yi tonight,
There’s a heaven above you,
Baby!”
There’s a heaven above you,
Baby!”
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“Don’t you cry-yi-yi tonight,
There’s a heaven above you,
Baby!”
There’s a heaven above you,
Baby!”
Zohran: you smoke too tough, your swag is too different, your bitch too aloof... Take care of yourself.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Zohran: you smoke too tough, your swag is too different, your bitch too aloof... Take care of yourself.
LOL. Whoever’s naming birds “Flaming Nut-thrasher” etc is apparently also naming geysers, too.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
LOL. Whoever’s naming birds “Flaming Nut-thrasher” etc is apparently also naming geysers, too.
Oh, god, I understood BOTH references…
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh, god, I understood BOTH references…
Chicago is a Rizzler Pope.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Chicago is a Rizzler Pope.
The Italians did create Pizza Quattro Stagioni, though, so maybe it’s good to let them experiment… (Pizza Quattro Stagioni is the best shit ever, and Wikipedia’s pic does not do it justice.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Italians did create Pizza Quattro Stagioni, though, so maybe it’s good to let them experiment… (Pizza Quattro Stagioni is the best shit ever, and Wikipedia’s pic does not do it justice.
SURPRISE!!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
SURPRISE!!!
My kid decided at the very last minute that he wanted to go trick or treating w his friends, so we threw this “surgeon” costume together from stuff around the house at the last minute. The artistic blood splatter was his idea.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My kid decided at the very last minute that he wanted to go trick or treating w his friends, so we threw this “surgeon” costume together from stuff around the house at the last minute. The artistic blood splatter was his idea.
My son went as a surgeon for Halloween. (We’re doctors, so this was legit the easiest costume ever. Just stuff we had around the house / at work and a bottle of red food coloring.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My son went as a surgeon for Halloween. (We’re doctors, so this was legit the easiest costume ever. Just stuff we had around the house / at work and a bottle of red food coloring.
For my birthday my husband bought me this egg shaped wicker deck chair. This chair is not something that I deeply desired, but I am very happy to have it now bc all the feral cattos have made it their own.
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
For my birthday my husband bought me this egg shaped wicker deck chair. This chair is not something that I deeply desired, but I am very happy to have it now bc all the feral cattos have made it their own.
Staying up late to flip my schedule to nights, and ran across a Wikipedia article referencing memes of a 17th century French civil war…
![The French word fronde means "sling"; Parisian crowds used slings to smash the windows of supporters of Cardinal Mazarin.[7] Jean François Paul de Gondi, Cardinal de Retz, attributes the usage to a witticism in Book II of his Memoirs: "Bachaumont once said, in jest, that the Parlement acted like the schoolboys in the Paris ditches, who fling stones [frondent, that is, fling using slings], and run away when they see the constable, but meet again as soon as he turns his back." He goes on to state that emblems based on that nickname became quite popular and were placed on hats, fans and gloves and even were baked onto bread](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jerllgz3nrznmfzr4nz4p5xq/bafkreihsnw2fefdn2tiyyi2ewjhf6fnhrtz23p6dhbkkndimgghbmysd6y@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Staying up late to flip my schedule to nights, and ran across a Wikipedia article referencing memes of a 17th century French civil war…
You don’t have keys! You are a bird!
(The bird in question).
(The bird in question).
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You don’t have keys! You are a bird!
(The bird in question).
(The bird in question).
I saw 2 One Piece flags at No Kings Dayton.
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I saw 2 One Piece flags at No Kings Dayton.
There were tons of inflatables at No Kings Dayton, but this Very Tall Bear was my favorite.
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There were tons of inflatables at No Kings Dayton, but this Very Tall Bear was my favorite.
Empty-head-no-thoughts cat
September 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Empty-head-no-thoughts cat
There is a small stack of feral cats on my back porch.
September 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
There is a small stack of feral cats on my back porch.
Oops. Wookies.
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oops. Wookies.
I have a lot of stuff I have to get done around the house, but this cat’s not having it…
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have a lot of stuff I have to get done around the house, but this cat’s not having it…
This would fix us.
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This would fix us.
The school district one town over from me apparently eliminated school bus services for high schoolers this year. And kids K-8 are expected to walk to school if they live within 2 miles of the school.
September 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The school district one town over from me apparently eliminated school bus services for high schoolers this year. And kids K-8 are expected to walk to school if they live within 2 miles of the school.
Getting the “morning” caffeine shots ready to go for next week. When my alarm goes off I grab a shot of espresso off my side table, down it, then hit snooze for another 15 minutes…
September 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Getting the “morning” caffeine shots ready to go for next week. When my alarm goes off I grab a shot of espresso off my side table, down it, then hit snooze for another 15 minutes…
Dee’s Nuts. This is is my favorite stall at Springboro, OH’s Oktoberfest.
September 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Dee’s Nuts. This is is my favorite stall at Springboro, OH’s Oktoberfest.