But it’s a long horizon strategy! The horizon is littered with bodies of the people you can’t protect because you don’t care to do that by the time you get to the end of the horizon nobody is left alive to complain! It’s brilliant! Aside from how evil it is, obviously.

I’ve got wheels of solid steel, I’ve got tires that grab the road…

Nothing says integrity like veiled threats against the people making sure you’re doing your job. Integrity means investigating people you don’t agree with while ignoring the crimes of the ones you do, right? Gotta be.

I’m tired of racists and other assorted bigots saying that aren’t, but if they were then it’s fine. Let’s at least get to a place where bigots being universally reviled. That would be nice. Not an end goal, but at least a positive change.

Is that a portmanteau of “skid-mark”? Cause, I agree.

If we were to embody the voice of suicidal depression, this is what it would look like.

All the “anti-authoritarian”/“anti-big brother government” people who are cheering this on now can never claim that again. They were never anti-government. They just didn’t like being told everyone should have the same rights as them. Same with states rights though we always knew that one was crap.

Looks like Solid Snake. Weird.

Don’t you enjoy the fact that business people decided that in order to be successful you need them or to know what they do, when in fact, without people who know how to do things they have nothing to sell? That seems almost like an aristocracy, doesn’t it? Or maybe just extortionists.

It’s pretty bad when “not being a violent asshole” is considered partisan, eh?

I believe that it’s apparent that we do. Maybe we should stop saying we don’t and actually, you know, change it so we literally can’t. That would involve people in your position stating things that are, then stating a plan to stop said things. Maybe do it with a bunch of things. Call it a platform.

I mean, they think democracy means capitalism so, I guess, no? Good thing that’s not the definition of democracy and these people have just never cracked a dictionary outside of looking up the word “fart” when they were 9.

It’s important to remember, you’re a person. You are ridiculous. A combination of personal rules, social rules, odd impulses, basic desires, and just a shipping container full of quirks. And you know what’ll keep you from hurting someone else? Accept it. Laugh at how fuckin’ weird you are.

Well, we think we saw a woman once, but that could have been a trick of the light. No way to know.

Do you think we can collectively buy VR headsets for all the MAGAts so they can live in their own world the way they seem to want to, but you know, without the part where they support everyone else being dead?

What must it be like to go through life making shit up as a problem while ignoring actual things that kill people? Gotta be terrifying right? I assume adult diaper sales are just amazing with all these people pissing themselves because Dora the Explorer exits.

That being said, Reagan was the smiling face they slapped on it to sell it to people in the 80s.