Alex
@alexmicati.bsky.social
Writer of wrongs. Deity on paper and spreader of chaos in real life. Fan of music and comedy. Friend of many and bacon in uncertain times. Found on beacons.ai/alexmicati and sometimes insufferable.
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Alex
@alexmicati.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Did you know that I wrote those? No? Well, many had no idea, either.
Do you know why people don't ask questions in gardening stores?
They want to avoid the TMI situation. Too mulch information.
They want to avoid the TMI situation. Too mulch information.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do you know why people don't ask questions in gardening stores?
They want to avoid the TMI situation. Too mulch information.
They want to avoid the TMI situation. Too mulch information.
My good friend @itsjessandart.bsky.social is going through tough things, right now. That's why I had decided last month to donate 10% of my sales for December to support Jess. Because that's what friends do, in my opinion.
These are the books and the link is in my bio.
These are the books and the link is in my bio.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My good friend @itsjessandart.bsky.social is going through tough things, right now. That's why I had decided last month to donate 10% of my sales for December to support Jess. Because that's what friends do, in my opinion.
These are the books and the link is in my bio.
These are the books and the link is in my bio.
I think I lost all motivation to do anything. Putting myself in social media rehab, for at least a week. Won't be easy. Hope you'll all do well. If I don't see you, Merry Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I think I lost all motivation to do anything. Putting myself in social media rehab, for at least a week. Won't be easy. Hope you'll all do well. If I don't see you, Merry Christmas.
Earlier, I had a debate with myself. Life of a single person in a shoebox they call an apartment. My debate was "do I have any legitimacy in writing the novels I'm writing?". The reason is simple. Most of the novels I've written are set in places I've never been.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Earlier, I had a debate with myself. Life of a single person in a shoebox they call an apartment. My debate was "do I have any legitimacy in writing the novels I'm writing?". The reason is simple. Most of the novels I've written are set in places I've never been.
Nova Scotian charcuterie enjoyers, heed the call!
Where can I get a reasonable sized ham that I can cook myself? bonus points for unsmoked.
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nova Scotian charcuterie enjoyers, heed the call!
The solution for saner companies would be to allow employees to vote for upheavals. For example, the CEO doesn't do a stellar job. Yank the bastard out. The accountants give a pay rise that forces you to embrace your inner Walter White? Give 'em the boot and get 'em tarred and feathered.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The solution for saner companies would be to allow employees to vote for upheavals. For example, the CEO doesn't do a stellar job. Yank the bastard out. The accountants give a pay rise that forces you to embrace your inner Walter White? Give 'em the boot and get 'em tarred and feathered.
My phone helped me understand life. I wrote all about it on my Linkedin page.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My phone helped me understand life. I wrote all about it on my Linkedin page.
Me: *decided to go to work, this morning*
People online: *avoid unnecessary travels*
Me: *goes to bed*
People online: *avoid unnecessary travels*
Me: *goes to bed*
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Me: *decided to go to work, this morning*
People online: *avoid unnecessary travels*
Me: *goes to bed*
People online: *avoid unnecessary travels*
Me: *goes to bed*
Did you know that I've published 3 novels so far, written in my second language (shocking, innit?!) and that one of the novels is written under a pen name, because I felt that a local name would've been a beneficial factor (even though it was suggested in a review that I should've changed genres?)
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Did you know that I've published 3 novels so far, written in my second language (shocking, innit?!) and that one of the novels is written under a pen name, because I felt that a local name would've been a beneficial factor (even though it was suggested in a review that I should've changed genres?)
The other day, I learned that my name in Ancient Greek meant "saviour of mankind".
Well, humanity...
Well, humanity...
an elderly man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a field .
ALT: an elderly man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a field .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The other day, I learned that my name in Ancient Greek meant "saviour of mankind".
Well, humanity...
Well, humanity...
Capitalism is a powerful enemy and I hate it. Here's why. To get more money, I have to work more hours. Why? Because the HR/accountancy departments (two of society's biggest mistake) have decided that my yearly pay rise should not be aligned with the cost of living. Which would've been logical.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Capitalism is a powerful enemy and I hate it. Here's why. To get more money, I have to work more hours. Why? Because the HR/accountancy departments (two of society's biggest mistake) have decided that my yearly pay rise should not be aligned with the cost of living. Which would've been logical.
Pledge.
Before I turn old enough to embrace the hermit state of mind, I will pay a pint to @thescribblings.com, who's been my writing compere for eons.
When Drew and I met online, we were both younger.
Before I turn old enough to embrace the hermit state of mind, I will pay a pint to @thescribblings.com, who's been my writing compere for eons.
When Drew and I met online, we were both younger.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Pledge.
Before I turn old enough to embrace the hermit state of mind, I will pay a pint to @thescribblings.com, who's been my writing compere for eons.
When Drew and I met online, we were both younger.
Before I turn old enough to embrace the hermit state of mind, I will pay a pint to @thescribblings.com, who's been my writing compere for eons.
When Drew and I met online, we were both younger.
Last Christmas
I gave you my fart
The very next day, you flushed it away.
I gave you my fart
The very next day, you flushed it away.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my fart
The very next day, you flushed it away.
I gave you my fart
The very next day, you flushed it away.
From left to right: my works up to now. The one on the left will be out next month.
#CrimeFiction
#WriteSky
#CrimeFiction
#WriteSky
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
From left to right: my works up to now. The one on the left will be out next month.
#CrimeFiction
#WriteSky
#CrimeFiction
#WriteSky
Writing a book during an unprecedented time and selling it during a period of neverending slaughter of innocent civilians is destroying my faith in humanity.
Not that it was strong in the first place.
Not that it was strong in the first place.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Writing a book during an unprecedented time and selling it during a period of neverending slaughter of innocent civilians is destroying my faith in humanity.
Not that it was strong in the first place.
Not that it was strong in the first place.
Did you know that I have a RedBubble and that I can do personalized Christmas gifts (until December 15th)?
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Did you know that I have a RedBubble and that I can do personalized Christmas gifts (until December 15th)?
The other day, I went to the bathroom at work and created 10 meetings.That's 10 blots of shit. 'Cause meetings are shit. Originally, that post was about HR people/accountants/lawyers. They're equally fecal nutters.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The other day, I went to the bathroom at work and created 10 meetings.That's 10 blots of shit. 'Cause meetings are shit. Originally, that post was about HR people/accountants/lawyers. They're equally fecal nutters.
10% of my sales next month will be a donation made to @itsjessandart.bsky.social. And last time I checked, 10% of 0 is zero. So, that's not the goal. To learn more, check the link in my bio.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
10% of my sales next month will be a donation made to @itsjessandart.bsky.social. And last time I checked, 10% of 0 is zero. So, that's not the goal. To learn more, check the link in my bio.
Decided to give French lessons, as I am a French speaker and I feel that what I can teach you is on an even deeper level than those online language-learning devices.
Interested?
DM me "Lessons" and let's talk.
Interested?
DM me "Lessons" and let's talk.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Decided to give French lessons, as I am a French speaker and I feel that what I can teach you is on an even deeper level than those online language-learning devices.
Interested?
DM me "Lessons" and let's talk.
Interested?
DM me "Lessons" and let's talk.
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If the President orders it, it can actually be illegal.
The SCOTUS was wrong. It was a bad decision.
The SCOTUS was wrong. It was a bad decision.
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If the President orders it, it can actually be illegal.
The SCOTUS was wrong. It was a bad decision.
The SCOTUS was wrong. It was a bad decision.
The spark to get your creative engines running.
Sunday, November 23rd ~ #Poetry #WritingPrompts 1/2
#BlueSkyRelay Wave
#DailyHaikuPrompt Imbibe / River
#Emoetry Giggly
#Fantaiku Magic
#Haiku4U Gingerbread
#HaikuChallenge Quatrain
#BlueSkyRelay Wave
#DailyHaikuPrompt Imbibe / River
#Emoetry Giggly
#Fantaiku Magic
#Haiku4U Gingerbread
#HaikuChallenge Quatrain
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The spark to get your creative engines running.
#MPPrompt
This is a tough question, because I still feel like a child right now. The child-like wonder when I see the beauty that is out there, like on a fresh snowfall. I think there's a proverb that should state that whoever loses their childish heart is no longer alive.
This is a tough question, because I still feel like a child right now. The child-like wonder when I see the beauty that is out there, like on a fresh snowfall. I think there's a proverb that should state that whoever loses their childish heart is no longer alive.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
#MPPrompt
This is a tough question, because I still feel like a child right now. The child-like wonder when I see the beauty that is out there, like on a fresh snowfall. I think there's a proverb that should state that whoever loses their childish heart is no longer alive.
This is a tough question, because I still feel like a child right now. The child-like wonder when I see the beauty that is out there, like on a fresh snowfall. I think there's a proverb that should state that whoever loses their childish heart is no longer alive.
I wrote 7.5 pages, yesterday. And not once, did I feel the "why should I bother writing this? mindset lurking.
Then, I opened my sales report.....
It was eye-opening and mind-blowing.
I shouldn't write. But I will continue. Just to see those who didn't give a damn come out of the woodwork.
Then, I opened my sales report.....
It was eye-opening and mind-blowing.
I shouldn't write. But I will continue. Just to see those who didn't give a damn come out of the woodwork.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I wrote 7.5 pages, yesterday. And not once, did I feel the "why should I bother writing this? mindset lurking.
Then, I opened my sales report.....
It was eye-opening and mind-blowing.
I shouldn't write. But I will continue. Just to see those who didn't give a damn come out of the woodwork.
Then, I opened my sales report.....
It was eye-opening and mind-blowing.
I shouldn't write. But I will continue. Just to see those who didn't give a damn come out of the woodwork.
Reposted by Alex
I am considering a giveaway of sorts, something to test myself on commissions! I was wondering if people would be interested in something like that!
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I am considering a giveaway of sorts, something to test myself on commissions! I was wondering if people would be interested in something like that!