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Alf
@alf954.bsky.social
President of #HeatBlueSky
If we hit our goal, @brassjazz and I are doing a live version of Pepas! It will be the most fun you have as a Heat fan this season. I can say that pretty confidently.
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This show and fundraiser have a special meaning to me as my wife was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. They caught it VERY early and she’s already had a successful surgery and we’re on to radiation.
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
March 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
New Hampshire we made it!
February 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Here’s exhibit A @FBI:
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
January 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My best game of the season …
January 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I only made one.
January 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Doesn’t even feel real.
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My best friend is Jewish and drives a Tesla. This was my exchange with his wife just now …
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
January 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Even Jimmy trolling Terry …
January 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack play in your head.
January 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This isn’t photoshop …
January 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
January 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Florida girl seeing snow for the first time.

She sang “Rain Rain Go Away”z a little confused but we’re working on it.
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Too late
January 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cursed image.
January 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Happy New Year Fuckers!

That ice cube is in the shape of a rose because I’m a big fancy bitch.
January 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Rare photo of early 2000s Alf in the wild. Shortly after this photo I was banned from Universal Studios for 2 years for underaged drinking.
December 31, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I see skeeters like @weirdalf.bsky.social talk about how many books they read in a year like it’s some kind of flex.

Not to brag but I read all these just this morning. We are not the same.
December 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Sign me up for any of these …
December 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Aight man …
December 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Even the p*robots on Blue Sky are woke …
December 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM
age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
December 12, 2024 at 1:11 PM