Alison Schary
alisonschary.bsky.social
Alison Schary
@alisonschary.bsky.social
Media, entertainment, and First Amendment lawyer.
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MAMDANI: "So hear this, Donald Trump: To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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here is a mockup
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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the rare courtroom case that would make a superb SNL sketch just filmed verbatim bsky.app/profile/jami...
Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.'

Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM