Oh hello there, cousin! Have a cinnamon roll! They're very delicious and totally not poisoned or blighted or anything...

*munch,munch,munch*

*starts flipping and twirling the dough up in the air*

Well, if you could start grating up some more of that cheese, please? LOTS of it... *he grins*

Oh phew.. I was worried there for a minute.. *continues munching on a roll*

*munching on one*.. oh.. wait, are these blighted??

Or poisoned???

*eyes go slightly wide at the huge basket of cheeses* 👀

Yep, ten cheeses... thought I'd keep it simple this time. *he winks*

We should invite Lucanis to dinner sometime! I bet he'd love this.

*starts rolling out a huge ball of bread dough...*

If I said yes, you still won't eat me, right? 🫣

*chuckles*

weeell.. is there anymore leftover cheese? We could try again. I could show you my special Fereldan 10 cheese pizza.. ?

*waggles his eyebrows*

*peeks over his shoulder with a little smile and sees the burned remains of ... something pizza-like*

What's that you have there?

Is that book up to no good again? *glares at the book*

>>>:(((((

>:(

Oh good please don't eat me, I taste terrible anyhow

It's funny how many times I've heard that..

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