Alan Keiper
@alkeiper.bsky.social
Indie wrestling fan, baseball history geek, general history lover, pro human rights.
Slightly autistic
Type 1 Diabetic with a dynamite Wilfred Brimley impersonation
Slightly autistic
Type 1 Diabetic with a dynamite Wilfred Brimley impersonation
This is your most unhinged yet. Are you even trying to teach your son history?
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is your most unhinged yet. Are you even trying to teach your son history?
Same advice I got on my wedding night.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Same advice I got on my wedding night.
I find just existing usually does the trick around my family
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I find just existing usually does the trick around my family
Reach Out is an absolutely perfect song
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reach Out is an absolutely perfect song
Mine is Oscar the Grouch 😄
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Mine is Oscar the Grouch 😄
Holidays are for relaxing. Negotiating with eight people to find the least offensive thing on tv is not relaxing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Holidays are for relaxing. Negotiating with eight people to find the least offensive thing on tv is not relaxing.
Yeah. If I were 16 and had the internet in my palm I probably would never leave my room again.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yeah. If I were 16 and had the internet in my palm I probably would never leave my room again.
Ugh. Yeah. I’ve had the experience of having teeth break on a Friday evening and it’s the worst!
Can I ask if you were able to get your son the phone?
Can I ask if you were able to get your son the phone?
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ugh. Yeah. I’ve had the experience of having teeth break on a Friday evening and it’s the worst!
Can I ask if you were able to get your son the phone?
Can I ask if you were able to get your son the phone?
I’m of the impression that we all sucked at Battletoads.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m of the impression that we all sucked at Battletoads.
Thank god for model trains. Otherwise they never would’ve gotten the idea for the big trains.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Thank god for model trains. Otherwise they never would’ve gotten the idea for the big trains.
Creating an account for everything, ever.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Creating an account for everything, ever.
Happy birthday! I hope you’re able to find joy somewhere 💙
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Happy birthday! I hope you’re able to find joy somewhere 💙
One word. Matinees.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
One word. Matinees.
Using my ebt funds while wearing a tuxedo and top hat like god intended.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Using my ebt funds while wearing a tuxedo and top hat like god intended.
Picturing every promotion in Pennsylvania that promised the commission “no glass” having a mini heart attack.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Picturing every promotion in Pennsylvania that promised the commission “no glass” having a mini heart attack.
THIS is how we find out Teller can talk
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
THIS is how we find out Teller can talk
I’m even a Phillies fan but I think it’s a stretch. I would push for King Felix first among pitchers. And Utley and Abreu among the whole ballot.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m even a Phillies fan but I think it’s a stretch. I would push for King Felix first among pitchers. And Utley and Abreu among the whole ballot.