🔞 Alleysushi 🔞
@alleysushi.bsky.social
artist dude NSFW
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18+ only account.
*You imagining Choocan throwing a bike at someone and then ramming a large egg down their gullet and chugging 3 energy drinks and a bento box at 3am in Tokyo*
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
*You imagining Choocan throwing a bike at someone and then ramming a large egg down their gullet and chugging 3 energy drinks and a bento box at 3am in Tokyo*
Choocan pushing the big crystal into the funny machine, but then turning it around and putting it in the break rooms microwave. (as a treat)
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Choocan pushing the big crystal into the funny machine, but then turning it around and putting it in the break rooms microwave. (as a treat)
Hachi saw her tail once and got locked into an eternal duel with it, got tired and fell over.
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hachi saw her tail once and got locked into an eternal duel with it, got tired and fell over.
uhhhhhhhh... Clara????
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
uhhhhhhhh... Clara????
No, see Manju, you're supposed to say, "Watashi wa dai shikyū anata no kettō o tachikiritai to omotte imasu." The "Watashi" makes it especially Ninja to say.
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
No, see Manju, you're supposed to say, "Watashi wa dai shikyū anata no kettō o tachikiritai to omotte imasu." The "Watashi" makes it especially Ninja to say.
I hope the gag is, "I went to Japan! (She actually went to Sweden but is too deep into it now to say otherwise so she has to pass off her Swedish goods as Japanese. Penny buys it.)"
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I hope the gag is, "I went to Japan! (She actually went to Sweden but is too deep into it now to say otherwise so she has to pass off her Swedish goods as Japanese. Penny buys it.)"
NOW HOLD ON A SECOND....
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
NOW HOLD ON A SECOND....
So like, would they have a bird, a cat, or would they have some sort of sphinx for a kid??
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So like, would they have a bird, a cat, or would they have some sort of sphinx for a kid??
I keep seeing people pour gravy on bird ladies and all I can think is, "That Gravy has to be real hot or is cold sludge and neither sounds good."
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I keep seeing people pour gravy on bird ladies and all I can think is, "That Gravy has to be real hot or is cold sludge and neither sounds good."
"Yes, I wear gamer underwear. No, I don't care if it's unofficial Nintendo Merchandise."
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Yes, I wear gamer underwear. No, I don't care if it's unofficial Nintendo Merchandise."
"Thanksgiving is about the heritage and history of Ame-"
WRONG IT'S ABOUT PAVITA PECHUGONA AND HER BREAST.
WRONG IT'S ABOUT PAVITA PECHUGONA AND HER BREAST.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Thanksgiving is about the heritage and history of Ame-"
WRONG IT'S ABOUT PAVITA PECHUGONA AND HER BREAST.
WRONG IT'S ABOUT PAVITA PECHUGONA AND HER BREAST.
>Wife
Bro, she's going to make the snow red with my blood??? Too scary.
Bro, she's going to make the snow red with my blood??? Too scary.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
>Wife
Bro, she's going to make the snow red with my blood??? Too scary.
Bro, she's going to make the snow red with my blood??? Too scary.
You know what? Challenge accepted.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You know what? Challenge accepted.
BIRD DOWN! BIRD DOWN!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BIRD DOWN! BIRD DOWN!!!
B looks good, D if you want her to give you a scolding.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
B looks good, D if you want her to give you a scolding.
I'M INSTALLING THE QUALITY OF LIFE MODS
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'M INSTALLING THE QUALITY OF LIFE MODS
"Needs more child inducing trauma." - Morbi
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"Needs more child inducing trauma." - Morbi
Man, they don't tell you when you turn into a funny little guy all the extra bits gotta go somewhere, and it's usually on the ground.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Man, they don't tell you when you turn into a funny little guy all the extra bits gotta go somewhere, and it's usually on the ground.
Funny Bird that goes "CAW CAW" over my tranquil small vintage Japanese village in the afternoon in the summer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Funny Bird that goes "CAW CAW" over my tranquil small vintage Japanese village in the afternoon in the summer.
I feel like, Choocan can be pretty scary at times. She's got some sort of ominous power in her.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I feel like, Choocan can be pretty scary at times. She's got some sort of ominous power in her.
Why would they all eat the silica packs out of the dried fruit snack bag
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why would they all eat the silica packs out of the dried fruit snack bag
First image got me thinking she's going, "WARGLE GARBLE GRARGLE" as it blasts.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
First image got me thinking she's going, "WARGLE GARBLE GRARGLE" as it blasts.
He will die in 5 episodes or however it went. Unjuiced.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He will die in 5 episodes or however it went. Unjuiced.