The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service
@alleywitch.cards
Divination nerd, spirit worker, energy worker, and art witch. AuDHD spoonie. Demi/bi and polyamorous. Suburban cryptid. LLM hater, antifascist. Perpetually tired. https://ko-fi.com/alleywitch
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Want to join a cat religion? felinism.org
My art and witchcraft site: www.shinycyb.org
My divination site: alleywitch.cards
Want to join a cat religion? felinism.org
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YouTube gave me a "Goth subculture" recommendation ribbon that included Fall in Line by Mushroomhead
I love Mushroomhead
But I really don't consider them Goth, no matter what Jackie wears!
Gothic music is about the sound and lyrics, anyway~
I love Mushroomhead
But I really don't consider them Goth, no matter what Jackie wears!
Gothic music is about the sound and lyrics, anyway~
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
YouTube gave me a "Goth subculture" recommendation ribbon that included Fall in Line by Mushroomhead
I love Mushroomhead
But I really don't consider them Goth, no matter what Jackie wears!
Gothic music is about the sound and lyrics, anyway~
I love Mushroomhead
But I really don't consider them Goth, no matter what Jackie wears!
Gothic music is about the sound and lyrics, anyway~
I heard that Partner really needs to take the bells off of Handsome Boys' collars. Because they're running around jingling all night long. XD
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I heard that Partner really needs to take the bells off of Handsome Boys' collars. Because they're running around jingling all night long. XD
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Please keep in mind – the instant they do not see you as with them or of them, this is what they will wish on you as well
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Please keep in mind – the instant they do not see you as with them or of them, this is what they will wish on you as well
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
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Please believe autistics who tell you they are not “hinting” with their body language and facial expressions, and that they mean what they say—without subtext. No, it's not reasonable for them to "try harder" and deploy body language and facial expressions like non-autistic people do. 11/
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Please believe autistics who tell you they are not “hinting” with their body language and facial expressions, and that they mean what they say—without subtext. No, it's not reasonable for them to "try harder" and deploy body language and facial expressions like non-autistic people do. 11/
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Please don't ask autistics to "use their words"—as many autistic people think in images, not words, and so cannot possibly do what you are asking. Or they have processing issues. Or agnosia. Or apraxia. Or situational mutism. Or alexithymia. Or are overwhelmed. #autism #neurodiversity 12/
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Please don't ask autistics to "use their words"—as many autistic people think in images, not words, and so cannot possibly do what you are asking. Or they have processing issues. Or agnosia. Or apraxia. Or situational mutism. Or alexithymia. Or are overwhelmed. #autism #neurodiversity 12/
Curse idea: Send someone a package and scream/swear/verbally wish them ill into the box right before sealing it up.
Good idea if you already have to mail them something? Bad idea?
Good idea if you already have to mail them something? Bad idea?
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Curse idea: Send someone a package and scream/swear/verbally wish them ill into the box right before sealing it up.
Good idea if you already have to mail them something? Bad idea?
Good idea if you already have to mail them something? Bad idea?
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December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Pls don't try to “desensitize” autistics to overwhelming sensory stimuli like clothes tags, tight clothes, even individual acne blemishes, humming machines, flushing toilets, strong scents, or flickering lights. Research shows "desensitization" is traumatizing:
link.springer.com/article/10.1... 13/
link.springer.com/article/10.1... 13/
Reduced Sensory Habituation in Autism and Its Correlation with Behavioral Measures - Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders
Autism is strongly associated with sensory processing difficulties. We investigate sensory habituation, given its relevance for understanding important phenotypic traits like hyper- and hypo-sensitivi...
link.springer.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Pls don't try to “desensitize” autistics to overwhelming sensory stimuli like clothes tags, tight clothes, even individual acne blemishes, humming machines, flushing toilets, strong scents, or flickering lights. Research shows "desensitization" is traumatizing:
link.springer.com/article/10.1... 13/
link.springer.com/article/10.1... 13/
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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Feast your eyes upon my friendly new hag stone
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Feast your eyes upon my friendly new hag stone
I named my fists Tenacious D because they're all about *the metal*
(I wear a lot of rings)
(I wear a lot of rings)
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I named my fists Tenacious D because they're all about *the metal*
(I wear a lot of rings)
(I wear a lot of rings)
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Bumpy Wreath with Rainbow Baubles (Small) nora.jewelry/products/bum...
Bumpy Wreath with Rainbow Baubles (Small)
Handmade in my kiln by me! These work nicely as Christmas tree ornaments but also look good hanging on a wall or in a window. They come with a loop of ribbon for hanging. NOTE: This is a handmade fused...
nora.jewelry
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Bumpy Wreath with Rainbow Baubles (Small) nora.jewelry/products/bum...
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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May I smite the ass, may I drive off the rebel-serpent, may I destroy A/pep when he acts, for I have seen the abdju-fish in its moment of being and the bulti-fish piloting the canoe on its waterway. (BDF)
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
May I smite the ass, may I drive off the rebel-serpent, may I destroy A/pep when he acts, for I have seen the abdju-fish in its moment of being and the bulti-fish piloting the canoe on its waterway. (BDF)
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I think the underlying radioactivity of the "male loneliness epidemic" and Gen Z men's desire to return to more traditional relationship structures is
if being a stay-at-home parent is so great, if the roles are just complementary, why do so few men want to do it?
if being a stay-at-home parent is so great, if the roles are just complementary, why do so few men want to do it?
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think the underlying radioactivity of the "male loneliness epidemic" and Gen Z men's desire to return to more traditional relationship structures is
if being a stay-at-home parent is so great, if the roles are just complementary, why do so few men want to do it?
if being a stay-at-home parent is so great, if the roles are just complementary, why do so few men want to do it?
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I'm looking for participants for my master's study about transmasc/trans men fans of manga and anime! Please fill out my 10-minute survey:
form.jotform.com/253308772919...
#transmasc #t4t #ftm #nonbinary #transresearch #transsurvey #nonbinarysurvey #transresearchbytransrsearchers
form.jotform.com/253308772919...
#transmasc #t4t #ftm #nonbinary #transresearch #transsurvey #nonbinarysurvey #transresearchbytransrsearchers
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I'm looking for participants for my master's study about transmasc/trans men fans of manga and anime! Please fill out my 10-minute survey:
form.jotform.com/253308772919...
#transmasc #t4t #ftm #nonbinary #transresearch #transsurvey #nonbinarysurvey #transresearchbytransrsearchers
form.jotform.com/253308772919...
#transmasc #t4t #ftm #nonbinary #transresearch #transsurvey #nonbinarysurvey #transresearchbytransrsearchers
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"I can't afford a cool advent calendar".
Ok well 24 of us got together a few years back and wrote flash fictions for the holidays so you can read a story a day if you want. You have to get it from the authors. I would be happy to send you the ebook if you can dm me your email.
Ok well 24 of us got together a few years back and wrote flash fictions for the holidays so you can read a story a day if you want. You have to get it from the authors. I would be happy to send you the ebook if you can dm me your email.
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"I can't afford a cool advent calendar".
Ok well 24 of us got together a few years back and wrote flash fictions for the holidays so you can read a story a day if you want. You have to get it from the authors. I would be happy to send you the ebook if you can dm me your email.
Ok well 24 of us got together a few years back and wrote flash fictions for the holidays so you can read a story a day if you want. You have to get it from the authors. I would be happy to send you the ebook if you can dm me your email.
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I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
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Hi! I'm Queer, disabled, with ancestry that pisses off people in power.
I make cool stuff!
Garden of Grigoryeva share.google/lHssSAzHIyi1...
I make cool stuff!
Garden of Grigoryeva share.google/lHssSAzHIyi1...
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hi! I'm Queer, disabled, with ancestry that pisses off people in power.
I make cool stuff!
Garden of Grigoryeva share.google/lHssSAzHIyi1...
I make cool stuff!
Garden of Grigoryeva share.google/lHssSAzHIyi1...
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I named my fists MSG and Garlic Powder, because your face is in season for some tenderizing.
I named my fists Knit and Purl because you're gonna need stitches.
I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I named my fists MSG and Garlic Powder, because your face is in season for some tenderizing.
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