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he/him 20s | motherfucker/future stepdad | 🔞 join my patreon for free => https://www.patreon.com/c/alotofaxolotl

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · Aug 19

actively looking to collab btw 👀

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 1d

If TOOL, Vildhjarta, or Spiritbox aren't in your main playlist, you're listening to music wrong 😝

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 1d

FUCKING BATHURST WEEK BABYYYYYYY

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 1d

thank you breb!

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 1d

I just received Breakfast from breb_sonechko via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/alotofaxolotl #Throne

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 1d

I just received Breakfast from breb_sonechko via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/alotofaxolotl #Throne

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 2d

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not a whore, I'm just flying halfway around the world to fuck a total smokeshow.

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 6d

thank you! that's so sweet of you

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 6d

I just received Breakfast from debragail via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/alotofaxolotl #Throne

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 6d

I just received Breakfast from debragail via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/alotofaxolotl #Throne

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

i need you to know you damn near made we wet myself with this one. toad screaming "i'm gonna cum" will live in my head rent free for the rest of my fucking life

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

oh okay cool so we're just fully the same person. i've legit decided im not dating until im 30 because being single is great and i like older women anyway

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

hubba fucking hubba

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noodicula 🐰🦇 @noodlescripts.bsky.social · 10d

i have 5+ mutuals with “envy” can you unfollow her please. she’s transphobic and racist.

Delilah✨bday 10/28 @delilahgallo.bsky.social · 10d

In case it’s deleted:

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

cis women are women. trans women are women. white women are women. women of color are women. disabled women are women. queer women are women. THE ADJECTIVE DOESN'T CHANGE THE NOUN. women are women. crazy how that works

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

PEAK fucking top I love that one 🤤

(kindly fuck my shit up)

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

I have a weird habit of stumbling into the craziest short term relationships once a year when I least expect to 🤣

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

ran out of lube but needed to get off so i ruined my first orgasm and used my cum instead. im nothing if not resourceful

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

N -> P -> E sounds perfect imo

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

NEVER DATED GANG!

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

the eiffel tower is lit up at night with a full moon

ALT: the eiffel tower is lit up at night with a full moon

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

a man in a green sweater is holding a yellow clipboard in front of a christmas tree .

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

yeah! there's a group chat for ideas and suggestions on my patreon

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Ziggy 🔞🎧 @miss-morningstar.bsky.social · 10d

If you use an AI profile picture, I implore you to download the app Picrew & create an artist drawn profile picture for free. There are SO many different styles & themes. I literally have an entire folder on my phone cuz I like making them when I can't sleep. It's ethical & creative. Ethics is sexy.

Picrew created OC. A pale female vampire with long black hair, red eyes and blood dripping from the corner of her mouth is reaching out to the viewer. She has a cat across her shoulders. The background is clawed hand shadows.

Picrew creation of a cat girl OC. she has black fluffy laws and plack ears and has an excited expression. There's a black cat on her head.

Picrew oc. A vampire with long black hair with a white witches streak. She has a calm, happy expression. She has one fang coming out of her mouth.

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

Of course I like group sex, I'm a commie

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

incredible 🤣

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axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social · 10d

that's ROUGH. im forever grateful that old mate upstairs lasts 4 minutes