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When life gives you fucking lemons...

Bruce Wayne is my babygirl
Ship and let Ship - NSFW - fr/en/es
💠SuperBat, Stucky💠The solution to your problem is OT3💠

God gives his strongest geese the silliest problems
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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"You study how that liquid comes out of the hose normally. But then sometimes you have to manipulate the opening on the hose to make the liquid look like it’s actually coming out of someone’s mouth."

Read our interview with the special effects foreman who unexpectedly went viral:
We talked to the guy running the Mad Men puke hose
“I had to watch a lot of videos of people vomiting.”
www.theverge.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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RAPPEL : S'il y a un déficit de la sécurité sociale, c'est pour partie parce que l'Etat ne compense pas à l'euro près l'explosion des exonérations de cotisations sociales, un gouffre financier qui croit plus vite que le PIB et dont une bonne part est inefficace,
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Painting hands is still my favourite c:
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Panzer II.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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i’m not immune to knightfight jason 🥺 #nsfw #dilfjay

more for patrons 🥵 www.patreon.com/posts/145261...
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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In my opinion comic book artists should get paid a dizzying amount of money for their work. And also they should have assistants and apprenticeships
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Loki WiP • Kinda funny that I used to draw Loki with this ashy makeup over his nose and then moved on to another fandom where one of the characters has a real scar like this over his nose.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Still stuck on the sleepy/cuddly theme :3
#ghoap #art #ghoapfanart #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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motivation left me on read 😔
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"L'oeil était dans la tombe et regardait Cain." Victor Hugo
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"I think we deserve
a soft epilogue, my love.
We are good people
and we've suffered enough."
–Seventy Years of Sleep # 4. nikka ursula (n.t)
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Le foutage de gueule de Pantone vient de crever la stratosphère
am I insane or did Pantone use AI to generate palettes for their shitty color of the year
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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old men amirite
September 1, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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Fatson Todd would fix me
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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found this unposted (finished) #ghoap au concept from early in the year within my files after rebuilding my PC, and well~

👻💀🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃💀👻
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Being unable to tolerate frustration + chasing social media clout gotta be a big reason why ppl jumped on the gen ai machine to churn out slop
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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La RATP sort son calendrier de l’Avent contenant un problème technique par jour https://www.legorafi.fr/2025/12/02/la-ratp-sort-son-calendrier-de-lavent-contenant-un-probleme-technique-par-jour/
La RATP sort son calendrier de l’Avent contenant un problème technique par jour
Toute l'information selon des sources contradictoires.
www.legorafi.fr
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Spotify signale aux autorités l’homme dont la rétrospective 2025 contient R Kelly, Michael Jackson et Kanye West https://www.legorafi.fr/2025/12/04/spotify-signale-aux-autorites-lhomme-dont-la-retrospective-2025-contient-r-kelly-michael-jackson-et-kanye-west/
Spotify signale aux autorités l’homme dont la rétrospective 2025 contient R Kelly, Michael Jackson et Kanye West
Toute l'information selon des sources contradictoires.
www.legorafi.fr
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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i drew dilfson todd bc im weak
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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The second canvas is filled!
Of course there’ll be the third one❤️
magma.com/d/Pxnf1wc4Is
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make Jason Todd a blob monster again
Do it you cowards
December 9, 2023 at 11:50 PM