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Cheeky Alpha Monkey

@alpha-aurora.bsky.social

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Everything is Politics (sadly) Anti-Federalist, Anti-Fascist Progressive independent💜 🦄💙🌈I♥️ALL my/our kids. NeverThe PEDO-in-Chief I wish we could be like Finland Live & Let Live. MYOB 🚫DM’s 🚫Creepers 🚫Sellers 🚫Porn 🚫Maga

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Juan Garcia-Ruiz @juangarciaruiz.bsky.social · 1d

Meet CALF-20, a super-sponge with vast internal caverns that store gases like CO₂, trap toxins, and carry therapeutic compounds. One gram has an internal area of 7839 m²!

Its discovery won Susumu Kitagawa, Richard Robson & Omar Yaghi the 2025 Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

🔗🧪 doi.org/10.1038/d415...

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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 1m

Fascinating

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 3m

In a word, yes.

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 51m

What.

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 10h

Whatever caused “this” meaning his face, I most certainly do not want to catch

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 19h

Wondering if Katie Porter is going to come back with a new ad where she speaks straight to camera and says something like:

“I’m Katie Porter and can I be a bitch sometimes?”

“Absolutely”

“But bitches get shit done and I want to get shit done for California.”

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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 10h

Just watched Stephen Kings IT from 1990, now I’m watching the 2017 remake, I hope it’s scary 🤓

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 10h

Some how I found 1990 Stephen Kings IT
and it’s a bit hoakie.
Pennywise has a heavy Queens accent😁

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Johnny Queer @queerboy66.bsky.social · 1d

For my #AntifaPops who would sing this song to me because I had all these girls (& boys) following me about. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#AntifaGirlfriends
#WeAreAntifa
#IamAntifa

youtu.be/6ps571G1BLk?...

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny, Oh!

YouTube video by The Andrews Sisters - Topic

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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 10h

Tomorrow morning y’all 🤞🤞🤞

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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 10h

Very astute. I like it, very plausible

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 10h

Maybe like with science fiction having a strange journey to becoming science fact. This is medical fiction on its way to someday being science fact.🙄
Meh <shrug>

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 10h

RFK, Jr says vaginal birth with episiotomy for Extra large baby head causes autism and/or red hair.

(I mean come on, it’s just as good as his nonsense, really 😐🤨)

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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 11h

True

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 11h

Exactly. She made a ton of cash illegally doing insider trading. She could set up a trust to pay her family’s insurance for 30 years

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 11h

lol, no shit, right?

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 11h

Absolutely, yet another piece of shit for this giant shit puzzle

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 11h

Even the Cheeky have some standards, blech
She’s just sad.

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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 14h

😁♥️

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 14h

Yikes! A baby in her placenta?! WTAF.

They’re evil punking us

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 14h

Am I the only adult to find some modicum of comfort in watching old Tim Burton claymation movies?

a bride and groom are holding hands in a cartoon scene

ALT: a bride and groom are holding hands in a cartoon scene

media.tenor.com

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Johnny Queer @queerboy66.bsky.social · 17h

Umm kids? Boys are circumcised. Girls & women are brutalized with Female Genital Mutilation in some Islamic countries by custom not Religious Practice. It is horrific & a violation of Human Rights. We in the West circumcise boys are born/infants Muslims at birth, at 7, & puberty. Most are at 7.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 19h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 15h

I try to at least once a day😉