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Alpine Migrant
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Haute-Savoie, ex-Bristol. EU and UK citizen. Crypto-sceptic.
Yes, I am a bad dog
But the plate
Of ham you left
On the side
Was so tasty
and delicious
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Bon appetit!
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s a transcendent building; wonderfully transporting. As landmark architecture should be but so rarely is.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Must be the time of year!
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Stallone looks like an exhibit from the niche website “Bad Taxidermy”.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sausage roll, anyone?
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Lovely Sunday morning stroll up to the chalets under the frosty brow of Bostan. Gwenn happy as a pig in the smelly stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Exhibit A:
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Soul-sucking shitbag imagines everyone in the provinces is prejudiced and dons an overcoat of ambitious loathing. Also do fuck off with the "I'm just a horny handed peasant" - we've got your academic CV.

#jenrick
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The FIFA boardroom tells you everything you need to know.

If you squint, you can see Peter Sellers hiding behind the fifth chair on the left.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Misty Mountain Hop.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I'm really hoping this thread is going to Go There. As will @dreadships.bsky.social I reckon.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As is this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I was listening on my dog walk this morning and they only lost Harry Brook* and I thought, idiotically that This Time It Will Be Different.

What a fool. But the views were good.

*casually, stupidly, you decide.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Ok, fuck me, I mean look at what I’ve been listening to and what it gave me!
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When a BMX and a Big Trak love each other very much …
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Big blue morning, hoar frost glistening on the trees
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
We'll never know, I guess. But in the weird GE of 2015 where the Conservative party ate Nick Clegg, I suspect the Tories would not have been able to run this for a start.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’ll wait until I can buy it cheaply! May 13 Pro is 4 years old and still functional!
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ottolenghi’s mustardy cauliflower cheese, honey roast parsnips and a lemon spatchcock chicken …
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Took the family estate for
a winter rally earlier …
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I absolutely promise you, it’s next-level and you will adore it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
P.S. THIS!
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And with sunset over the Chateau of Annecy, it’s Goodbye From Him.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some sweet things to finish?
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM