Alpine Migrant
@alpinemigrant.bsky.social
Haute-Savoie, ex-Bristol. EU and UK citizen. Crypto-sceptic.
Yes, I am a bad dog
But the plate
Of ham you left
On the side
Was so tasty
and delicious
But the plate
Of ham you left
On the side
Was so tasty
and delicious
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Yes, I am a bad dog
But the plate
Of ham you left
On the side
Was so tasty
and delicious
But the plate
Of ham you left
On the side
Was so tasty
and delicious
It’s a transcendent building; wonderfully transporting. As landmark architecture should be but so rarely is.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s a transcendent building; wonderfully transporting. As landmark architecture should be but so rarely is.
Must be the time of year!
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Must be the time of year!
Stallone looks like an exhibit from the niche website “Bad Taxidermy”.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Stallone looks like an exhibit from the niche website “Bad Taxidermy”.
Sausage roll, anyone?
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Sausage roll, anyone?
Lovely Sunday morning stroll up to the chalets under the frosty brow of Bostan. Gwenn happy as a pig in the smelly stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Lovely Sunday morning stroll up to the chalets under the frosty brow of Bostan. Gwenn happy as a pig in the smelly stuff.
Soul-sucking shitbag imagines everyone in the provinces is prejudiced and dons an overcoat of ambitious loathing. Also do fuck off with the "I'm just a horny handed peasant" - we've got your academic CV.
#jenrick
#jenrick
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Soul-sucking shitbag imagines everyone in the provinces is prejudiced and dons an overcoat of ambitious loathing. Also do fuck off with the "I'm just a horny handed peasant" - we've got your academic CV.
#jenrick
#jenrick
The FIFA boardroom tells you everything you need to know.
If you squint, you can see Peter Sellers hiding behind the fifth chair on the left.
If you squint, you can see Peter Sellers hiding behind the fifth chair on the left.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The FIFA boardroom tells you everything you need to know.
If you squint, you can see Peter Sellers hiding behind the fifth chair on the left.
If you squint, you can see Peter Sellers hiding behind the fifth chair on the left.
Misty Mountain Hop.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Misty Mountain Hop.
I'm really hoping this thread is going to Go There. As will @dreadships.bsky.social I reckon.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm really hoping this thread is going to Go There. As will @dreadships.bsky.social I reckon.
I was listening on my dog walk this morning and they only lost Harry Brook* and I thought, idiotically that This Time It Will Be Different.
What a fool. But the views were good.
*casually, stupidly, you decide.
What a fool. But the views were good.
*casually, stupidly, you decide.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I was listening on my dog walk this morning and they only lost Harry Brook* and I thought, idiotically that This Time It Will Be Different.
What a fool. But the views were good.
*casually, stupidly, you decide.
What a fool. But the views were good.
*casually, stupidly, you decide.
Ok, fuck me, I mean look at what I’ve been listening to and what it gave me!
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ok, fuck me, I mean look at what I’ve been listening to and what it gave me!
When a BMX and a Big Trak love each other very much …
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
When a BMX and a Big Trak love each other very much …
Big blue morning, hoar frost glistening on the trees
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Big blue morning, hoar frost glistening on the trees
We'll never know, I guess. But in the weird GE of 2015 where the Conservative party ate Nick Clegg, I suspect the Tories would not have been able to run this for a start.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We'll never know, I guess. But in the weird GE of 2015 where the Conservative party ate Nick Clegg, I suspect the Tories would not have been able to run this for a start.
I’ll wait until I can buy it cheaply! May 13 Pro is 4 years old and still functional!
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’ll wait until I can buy it cheaply! May 13 Pro is 4 years old and still functional!
Ottolenghi’s mustardy cauliflower cheese, honey roast parsnips and a lemon spatchcock chicken …
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ottolenghi’s mustardy cauliflower cheese, honey roast parsnips and a lemon spatchcock chicken …
Took the family estate for
a winter rally earlier …
a winter rally earlier …
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Took the family estate for
a winter rally earlier …
a winter rally earlier …
I absolutely promise you, it’s next-level and you will adore it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I absolutely promise you, it’s next-level and you will adore it.
And with sunset over the Chateau of Annecy, it’s Goodbye From Him.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
And with sunset over the Chateau of Annecy, it’s Goodbye From Him.
Some sweet things to finish?
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Some sweet things to finish?