Sam
@alprazosam.bsky.social
pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.
Idk if Gene is constipated or has a urinary blockage. He’s tried to go to the bathroom multiple times and nothing comes out. And he threw up twice. I’m supposed to get a 2 hour massage this afternoon but I don’t want to leave him until I see him go potty.
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Idk if Gene is constipated or has a urinary blockage. He’s tried to go to the bathroom multiple times and nothing comes out. And he threw up twice. I’m supposed to get a 2 hour massage this afternoon but I don’t want to leave him until I see him go potty.
I don’t think it’s Roberta. It might be Kat. Either way my black cats are still around!
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I don’t think it’s Roberta. It might be Kat. Either way my black cats are still around!
I just feel like winter is not for me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I just feel like winter is not for me.
Only Bert stopped by last night. But a new orange/buff cat stopped by a few times.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Only Bert stopped by last night. But a new orange/buff cat stopped by a few times.
Lady googles “DUR” and shoves her phone in my face asking what it is and why her medication needs one when she gets it every month.
SORRY FOR DOING MY JOB.
I stg I’m gonna lose it on someone today.
SORRY FOR DOING MY JOB.
I stg I’m gonna lose it on someone today.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Lady googles “DUR” and shoves her phone in my face asking what it is and why her medication needs one when she gets it every month.
SORRY FOR DOING MY JOB.
I stg I’m gonna lose it on someone today.
SORRY FOR DOING MY JOB.
I stg I’m gonna lose it on someone today.
Leo said “let’s try again tomorrow”
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Leo said “let’s try again tomorrow”
Chili in the crockpot and peppermint brownies in the oven! Smells delicious in the house 😋
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Chili in the crockpot and peppermint brownies in the oven! Smells delicious in the house 😋
The guy behind us at breakfast just said “Leonardo DiCATrio” and idk the context but hi hello sir that is my cats name.
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The guy behind us at breakfast just said “Leonardo DiCATrio” and idk the context but hi hello sir that is my cats name.
It’s that time of year I need gift ideas for my techs. We have like 13 now so I need simple ideas and ideally under $15 each.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s that time of year I need gift ideas for my techs. We have like 13 now so I need simple ideas and ideally under $15 each.
Victor Garber has incredible range as an actors. From distinguished Thomas Andrews, the architect of the Titanic to a gay phone sex operator in The Big C. Truly amazing.
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Victor Garber has incredible range as an actors. From distinguished Thomas Andrews, the architect of the Titanic to a gay phone sex operator in The Big C. Truly amazing.
Bert just made the saddest cry when I went outside 😭 it’s so cold out for them 🖤
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bert just made the saddest cry when I went outside 😭 it’s so cold out for them 🖤
Every day of this administration makes me want to have kids less and less. I don’t want their dumb “Tr*mp fund” and I certainly don’t want their Bible humping, crucifix wearing healthcare recommendations and political policies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Every day of this administration makes me want to have kids less and less. I don’t want their dumb “Tr*mp fund” and I certainly don’t want their Bible humping, crucifix wearing healthcare recommendations and political policies.
$11 for ground beef or $6 for ground turkey? It’s going in chili so $6 is a no brainer.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
$11 for ground beef or $6 for ground turkey? It’s going in chili so $6 is a no brainer.
I was FaceTiming with my sister in law last night and she was just casually drinking wine on a Thursday and I really wish I could be cool like that. I’ll fall asleep half a glass in if I did that on a school night 😆
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I was FaceTiming with my sister in law last night and she was just casually drinking wine on a Thursday and I really wish I could be cool like that. I’ll fall asleep half a glass in if I did that on a school night 😆
Why is Trader Joe’s so far away 🥲 I suppose I could make my own peppermint chip brownies
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Why is Trader Joe’s so far away 🥲 I suppose I could make my own peppermint chip brownies
Gene at an entire Sheetz mozzarella stick 😑
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Gene at an entire Sheetz mozzarella stick 😑
A tax free account for 18 years and then what you have to pay all the taxes when the kid turns 18?! No once can afford that lmao
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A tax free account for 18 years and then what you have to pay all the taxes when the kid turns 18?! No once can afford that lmao
This you @pharmablue.bsky.social???
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This you @pharmablue.bsky.social???
Roberta came back! I can tell her by her gorgeous big yellow eyes. She stopped by got lunch just now! Just waiting on Jack to come back, hopefully 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Roberta came back! I can tell her by her gorgeous big yellow eyes. She stopped by got lunch just now! Just waiting on Jack to come back, hopefully 🥺
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Yes, I know every non-profit you've ever glanced at is emailing you today.
But #GivingTuesday is crucial, especially for smaller organizations. Our local total just passed $700K with 2,000+ donors. Your donations really make an impact today. www.givebigpittsburgh.com
But #GivingTuesday is crucial, especially for smaller organizations. Our local total just passed $700K with 2,000+ donors. Your donations really make an impact today. www.givebigpittsburgh.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes, I know every non-profit you've ever glanced at is emailing you today.
But #GivingTuesday is crucial, especially for smaller organizations. Our local total just passed $700K with 2,000+ donors. Your donations really make an impact today. www.givebigpittsburgh.com
But #GivingTuesday is crucial, especially for smaller organizations. Our local total just passed $700K with 2,000+ donors. Your donations really make an impact today. www.givebigpittsburgh.com
It’s Giving Tuesday! So many great causes will match your donation today. No matter how big or small your contribution is, it all helps!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday! So many great causes will match your donation today. No matter how big or small your contribution is, it all helps!
Snow day snuggles 💙🧡❄️
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Snow day snuggles 💙🧡❄️
Thank god this Zoloft gives me no feelings because I’d be constantly crying over the fact that it’s supposed to snow and feel like it’s in the teens this week and the inevitable could happen to my outdoor babies 🖤🥺
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thank god this Zoloft gives me no feelings because I’d be constantly crying over the fact that it’s supposed to snow and feel like it’s in the teens this week and the inevitable could happen to my outdoor babies 🖤🥺
Ugh I decided I wasn’t going to leave the house today but then remembered I need stamps so I need to go to the post office. Mail carriers should have books of stamps they can sell when they deliver your mail.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ugh I decided I wasn’t going to leave the house today but then remembered I need stamps so I need to go to the post office. Mail carriers should have books of stamps they can sell when they deliver your mail.
