Alyssa Shulman
@alyssashulman.bsky.social
Educator, Trombone Player, Nerd, Trans Woman
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The thing is, though, that's plainly interpreted as a "No Quarter" order, which is also illegal to give!
But yeah, I definitely share your pessimism that he'll face consequences
But yeah, I definitely share your pessimism that he'll face consequences
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The thing is, though, that's plainly interpreted as a "No Quarter" order, which is also illegal to give!
But yeah, I definitely share your pessimism that he'll face consequences
But yeah, I definitely share your pessimism that he'll face consequences
They found a rock on Mars this year that strongly indicates there used to be alien life on Mars
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
They found a rock on Mars this year that strongly indicates there used to be alien life on Mars
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
These throwbacks of theirs are so damn clean
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
These throwbacks of theirs are so damn clean
The Owls Are Not What They Seem
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Owls Are Not What They Seem
Smh, Futurama had a warning about this and everything
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Smh, Futurama had a warning about this and everything
If you could go back in time and fix one mistake...
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you could go back in time and fix one mistake...
Meanwhile at Lambeau Field
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Meanwhile at Lambeau Field
Article I does call for Congress to convene on the first Monday of December, FWIW
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Article I does call for Congress to convene on the first Monday of December, FWIW
Correct, and lots of it. There's a BBQ place here in Kansas City, Jack Stack, that has very rich baked beans. It absolutely feels like you're eating syrup with baked beans inside of it. They're very good though!
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Correct, and lots of it. There's a BBQ place here in Kansas City, Jack Stack, that has very rich baked beans. It absolutely feels like you're eating syrup with baked beans inside of it. They're very good though!
🎵 Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime,
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🎵 Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime,
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
🎵 Anything and everything, all of the time
He's come a long way since 2019
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
He's come a long way since 2019
"jump in the water! throw your rocks later!"
September 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"jump in the water! throw your rocks later!"
For instance, here's a political map of the Holy Roman Empire in 1789
September 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
For instance, here's a political map of the Holy Roman Empire in 1789
The trick with these assholes is to just
August 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The trick with these assholes is to just
It's mostly by virtue of those being among the only cities conservatives haven't been taught to hate lmao
July 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's mostly by virtue of those being among the only cities conservatives haven't been taught to hate lmao
