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ambersmelson.bsky.social
@ambersmelson.bsky.social
Cohost of The Brighter Side and Some Place Under Neith on the Last Podcast Network
Heard a girl at an open mic say she got addicted to Kratom so bad, she almost sold her bed to get more. I’ve heard this stuff is addictive but do not buy it!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Found a proctologist where you can send pictures of your asshole and for $40 they’ll tell you what you need done! It’s a steal!
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bars gotta stop putting tin chairs on concrete floors. Moving a stool sounds like screams from hell
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Going on a date. Things fro talk about:

Astrology
Love Island
Ex boyfriends
Feet pics

Missing anything?
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Itching to go somewhere. Thinking I might say fuvk it and spend Christmas in Thailand or something
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘Yeah whatever you say beautiful, now show me that bowl of slop’-

Me watching fitness Instagram reels
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Sometimes it feels like I’m at the airport and all of the normal things like human connection have been taken away and I’ve gotta pay premium money to get it back
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I know I have tacky taste bc I want a purple car so I can paint a heart and a mermaid on it
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Amazon Bar in the Amazon grocery store downtown LA has immaculately horrible vibes
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
At my age I should be in my sexy confident cougar era instead I’m in my weird homeschool adhd peculiar girl / woman era
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My notes app is like:

Spinach
Tomatoes
Banana
Am I deserving of love?
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Anybody else felt hypersensitive to their surrounding this week? (Literally left two separate bars bc of the vibe and sound). Apparently there was a super moon. Wonder if there’s anything with that? Also straight up tired all the time
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Right now my algorithm is boxing and gay porn 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I fear I’m becoming the person who shadow boxes at the bus stop :/
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Somebody online said trump is the Antichrist and in revelations 13:3 it’s 42 months until great tribulation (ends or begins idk ?) but 42 months from November 2024 is may 2028….thats when Diddy gets out of prison lol 💀 😭
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Naked man smeared in human shit outside and idk man I’m kinda tired of Hollywood
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Got a bed frame for the first time (always thought they were psyops) and now I can’t get out of bed because it feels so good and comfortable 😭
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Found a really cool sword for sale at a Hollywood gift shop and kinda bummed I don’t know anyone who’d appreciate a sword for Christmas
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Seeing a lot religious anger and the word ‘heresy’ lately. Are we headed to Spanish Inquisition 2? What are some podcasts and literature you can direct me towards?

(Already on a YouTube video and the comments are saying We Need Another Inquisition)

🤔
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Laughing remembering the first thing I typed in the internet:

‘crazy stuff coming at you’
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Thinking what special thing j should make for myself next.

Apple Pie
or
Chicken Pot Pie

(Homemade crust either way)
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Got my std results back and it’s all negative baby! Looks like a celibate winter of peace
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Got a bedside book so I can read in the morning instead of looking at my phone. It’s about The Troubles in Ireland. I’ve been anxious all day
October 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I didn’t know Soju was THAT girl..thought she’d be a light alcoholic beverage. Next thing you know I’m drunk on the bus

(Am home and fine now lol)
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just got new boxing gloves in and shadow boxed in my room after a mic. Gonna try them out on the bag this weekend. Life is good 👍
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM