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Ambrose
@ambrosestallion.bsky.social
Maryland Horse. Neigh. Taken

Enjoy the JayPEGs
That's an actual treatment option lol -- it's called shockwave lithotripsy. They have so much cool tech for this problem
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sind wir das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jägermeister
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
shramp
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I was tempted to ask, but it has to go to the lab :<
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It was, in fact, a very not-nice boulder
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Ambrose
I thought it was pretty funny but I totally believed, for like 2 years, that Kenny Loggins was licensing log flumes now
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pretty much lol

What's this from?
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Did this today because I couldn't stay long at the barn, and I feel like the world's smartest 12 year old horsegirl
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It was a 9/10 back in August, then 0-1 until last Friday, when it was a 9 again lol. We're sitting at a consistent 4-5 now, but at least it got my surgery moved up :D
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Honestly, the metal Krusty O is the best analog I have for this thing
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Notional pickles™
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
God bless folk music, that's all
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM