Woah. Considering deeply and powerfully.

*does a cute little dance that pokes your eyes out*

Powerful. You're brain really went "Oh we're womaning now? Alrighty then--vocal cords, engage!"

Well I am, of course, The Brains of the operation, being the genius strategizer, tactician, and go-getter that I am, who always knows what's best to do next!

I did my part o7

Under my supervillainous regime, these conundrums would be a thing of the past, due to the dark superscience known as "Ending Capitalism"! This is why you should become a minion and help me take over the world! Mwahaha!

D: good luck keeping warm!

Truly. Also, side tangent, it is baffling to me that Gambling is legally defined by Spending Money For The Chance Of Getting A Monetary Payout, rather than. Spending Money For The Chance Of Getting Something. i.e. what gambling functionally is. It's really dumb.

Yeah people love to bring up "b-but, you don't *have* to pay money." Ok, so you want me to play a game where my options are either a) "Spend all of my free time grinding to get the character I want" or b) "be disappointed"--except I'm still not guaranteed to get the character when I do Option A!

Well, I do have “mildly radioactive” in my bio, and am certainly trans, so I feel it’s only fitting I request to be added, please!

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Well this weekend's your chance to try it out!

Top-down rogue-like bullet hell. Play as mutants, fight enemies with guns you pick up from chests, try not to run out of ammo, get powers from level ups, reach the Nuclear Throne.

not especially evident just yet, but hey, it'll be something eventually