Zeb Ulon
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anyone that voted for him should definitely have regrets.
(because of the plain incompetency and also the murder.)
(because of the plain incompetency and also the murder.)
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
anyone that voted for him should definitely have regrets.
(because of the plain incompetency and also the murder.)
(because of the plain incompetency and also the murder.)
good thing neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think a 37yo calling a 19yo after midnight would be inappropriate.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
good thing neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think a 37yo calling a 19yo after midnight would be inappropriate.
“I thought I was really on, I was pumped. And at the very end, I came up pretty much totally open-handed with nothing."
a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie with fxhd written on the bottom
Alt: very short gif of archer from archer where he says "phrasing!". it is not subtitled so you'd just need to know i guess. 🤷♂️ plenty of options that were subtitled though.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“I thought I was really on, I was pumped. And at the very end, I came up pretty much totally open-handed with nothing."
37yo calling a 19yo after midnight?
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
37yo calling a 19yo after midnight?
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
it was dated less than a month after it was first used. in 2025 it is just cringe.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
it was dated less than a month after it was first used. in 2025 it is just cringe.
so he is one of those "'opinions' can't be wrong" morons.
thinking if you call a demonstrable lie an 'opinion' that somehow gives it legitimacy and makes it not a lie. that is incorrect.
thinking if you call a demonstrable lie an 'opinion' that somehow gives it legitimacy and makes it not a lie. that is incorrect.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
so he is one of those "'opinions' can't be wrong" morons.
thinking if you call a demonstrable lie an 'opinion' that somehow gives it legitimacy and makes it not a lie. that is incorrect.
thinking if you call a demonstrable lie an 'opinion' that somehow gives it legitimacy and makes it not a lie. that is incorrect.
ICE won't arrest players and spectators seems the obvious. but Trump will forget about this bribe by then so they'll get another shakedown.
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ICE won't arrest players and spectators seems the obvious. but Trump will forget about this bribe by then so they'll get another shakedown.
not a cure. only slows the progression. so he'd be *even worse* without it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
not a cure. only slows the progression. so he'd be *even worse* without it.
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we need a big strong guy with tears in his eyes to tell Trump that single payer healthcare would actually cement his legacy way more than kidnapping immigrants or a dumb ballroom or a fake peace prize.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
we need a big strong guy with tears in his eyes to tell Trump that single payer healthcare would actually cement his legacy way more than kidnapping immigrants or a dumb ballroom or a fake peace prize.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
they are bribing him so that ICE won't kidnap spectators and players from the World Cup next year. but he'll forget all about this bribe by then. they did it too soon.
(which is in the US for only the second time. last was 1994. though sharing with Canada and Mexico this time.)
(which is in the US for only the second time. last was 1994. though sharing with Canada and Mexico this time.)
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
they are bribing him so that ICE won't kidnap spectators and players from the World Cup next year. but he'll forget all about this bribe by then. they did it too soon.
(which is in the US for only the second time. last was 1994. though sharing with Canada and Mexico this time.)
(which is in the US for only the second time. last was 1994. though sharing with Canada and Mexico this time.)
not to mention the plainly obvious weak grip all around.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
not to mention the plainly obvious weak grip all around.
so does this mean they won't have ICE actively patrolling FIFA venues and kidnapping people? or will Trump forget about this pathetic bribe by then?
it is nice there is now a one-picture reply for any weirdos whining about 'participation trophies'. that's convenient.
it is nice there is now a one-picture reply for any weirdos whining about 'participation trophies'. that's convenient.
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
so does this mean they won't have ICE actively patrolling FIFA venues and kidnapping people? or will Trump forget about this pathetic bribe by then?
it is nice there is now a one-picture reply for any weirdos whining about 'participation trophies'. that's convenient.
it is nice there is now a one-picture reply for any weirdos whining about 'participation trophies'. that's convenient.
both options there seem 4000x more likely than "trying to flip the boat to continue the fight". (a 'fight' they had no way of even participating in.)
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
both options there seem 4000x more likely than "trying to flip the boat to continue the fight". (a 'fight' they had no way of even participating in.)
i suspect Rohit Mattal also realizes Trump-loving Oklahoman and Texan and Kansan women probably ALSO won't date him or his friend. for different reasons one would expect from Trump supporters.
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i suspect Rohit Mattal also realizes Trump-loving Oklahoman and Texan and Kansan women probably ALSO won't date him or his friend. for different reasons one would expect from Trump supporters.
oh no. it's not just 'according to him' or 'almost'— 'finance bro' is 1000% the slur it should be and is meant to be. fuck those weird losers. 😂 (or in this dating scenario definitely do NOT fuck.)
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
oh no. it's not just 'according to him' or 'almost'— 'finance bro' is 1000% the slur it should be and is meant to be. fuck those weird losers. 😂 (or in this dating scenario definitely do NOT fuck.)
not just Biden but apparently hardcore Trump loyalist and 64 year old lookin' 44 year old Emil Bove was part of the frame job!
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
not just Biden but apparently hardcore Trump loyalist and 64 year old lookin' 44 year old Emil Bove was part of the frame job!
can we see the drugs?
kinda doubt flipping their drug-laden boat over to continue to fight is reality based.
kinda doubt flipping their drug-laden boat over to continue to fight is reality based.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
can we see the drugs?
kinda doubt flipping their drug-laden boat over to continue to fight is reality based.
kinda doubt flipping their drug-laden boat over to continue to fight is reality based.
drawing and quartering definitely isn't the first thing that jumps to mind for spaghettification.
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
drawing and quartering definitely isn't the first thing that jumps to mind for spaghettification.
ah right the allroad also still exists.
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ah right the allroad also still exists.