Amy
amykesler.bsky.social
Amy
@amykesler.bsky.social
Fat and funny, with approximate knowledge of many things.
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Someone said that Florida upside down looks like The Grinch, and now I can’t unsee it! 😱🤯
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I am not anti-fascist, I am pro liberation. To be pro liberation means you must defeat fascism, but it also means that you fight to create a world that is liberated for all, not just against the thing that is currently harming you.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Shakespeare in Love"??!! THAT'S his definitive/legacy work???? Sorry AP, just so incredibly wrong. Venting about this to avoid feeling so sad he's gone, totally healthy response.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
A gay man in a Brooklyn bar happy hour once told me I had Tina Fey's lips, and I have no idea what he really meant by that but it made me feel fabulous.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Some of us have been advocating this going back since chatGPT launched. It also has other benefits: correcting someone else's work is actually a really good way to learn something yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
@clairewillett.bsky.social I was just wondering if anyone had approached you about doing a Fat Con panel at some point? I for one would LOVE to attend a talk from you about pretty much anything! www.fatcon.org
Fat Con
www.fatcon.org
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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We really, really should
i'm going to allow myself this once tonight —

we should strike the 'natural born' requirement
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm not really a Ben Platt fan but this still makes so much more sense then a frigging Jonas brother!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This makes me sick. Physically and emotionally.
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
- Thief comes out of retirement for one last heist
- takes place mostly on a submarine
- poor middle aged woman gets to be fancy for a short period of time
- suave entertainer sings, dances, and learns a valuable lesson
- 9 to 5
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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“Our special house made gourmet ketchup” shut up x 57
I would like to state that… restaurants should not try to make their version of ketchup. Heinz got that good good. Unless you got that recipe on lock? It’s just sad tomato soup.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I wonder if a similar arms race might be driving headlight brightness. You need your headlights to be so bright that you can make out some basic shapes even through the retinal bleaching inflicted by oncoming cars.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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well, this is happening now, here
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Ok. This cooks. This I’m excited about. But I do demand that Jarnathan be canonized as a Trek alien.
Another Trek movie project!
With the Paramount regime change, it could be serious this time... Or not 🖖

The good news?

John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves) will write and direct a movie that is said to be unconnected from anything previously done. 🙏
New ‘Star Trek’ Movie in the Works From John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein
The 'Dungeons & Dragons' filmmakers will create a project unrelated to previous incarnations.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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into every generation a chosen one is born
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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happy 50th to a queen
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM