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Ann Annas

@ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy

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Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://jorts.horse/@Ananas, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 42m

[TRON Ares review]

A decade from now someone on /r/TodayILearned is gonna unironically make a post to the tune of "TIL the NIN Album Tron: Ares has a movie attached to it"

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Kingu @kingu.sakurajima.moe.ap.brid.gy · 18h

With great power comes great electricity bill

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 1d

It IS a gun
But also I'm happy to see you

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 1d

I feel like a Jorts Horse edit prank would be something along the lines of

"Boost if you piss yourself daily"

and then after a day it changes to:

"Boost if you have trouble admitting to the fact that you're a good person who brings light into the lives of everyone around you"

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Do not follow me if you're unwilling to name your next child Florbus

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 1d

[re: Actual Fediverse History]

https://mastodon.social/@Hbomberguy/146524

Mr Ghost (@[email protected])

@Gargron If you replace publish with toot I will immediately support your patreon for ever

mastodon.social

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 1d

[re: Actual Fediverse History]

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 1d

[Actual Fediverse History]

The reason many of us here, especially on mastodon instances, call posts toots, is because Hbomberguy, the YouTube person, in 2016, early on in development, pre ActivityPub, promised to donate if the "post" button was renamed the "toot" button and posts officially […]

Original post on jorts.horse

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blairloudly @blairloudly.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 2d

the worlds economy is almost as unstable as i am

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · Aug 17

>hanging out around YIMBYs
>ask them if filtering is the same as trickle down economics
>They don't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is trickle down economics
>they laugh and say “it’s a different process sir”
>get to know them further
>its trickle down economics

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Stupid sexy lesbian rhizome

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Thai food is so misandrist
There's galangal but no guyangal

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 2d

one thing I have always loved about the jortshorse is watching riffs & bits spread

like yeah it's foreskin joke time on the Local now, get in everyone, send your literal worst most immediate penis thoughts

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 2d

:jorthorse:💨

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 2d

:nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_rainbow::jhorse:

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 3d

[Jorts Math 101:]

🐎 + :jorts: = :jhorse2:

Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 3d

My _"The Fediverse sucks but is still miles better than any for profit social media platform"_ T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 3d

i have
✨𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓶 𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓮𝓼✨
:andknuckles_1::andknuckles_2::andknuckles_3::andknuckles_4::andknuckles_5::andknuckles_6::andknuckles_7::andknuckles_8:

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 3d

[Hiking tip:]

If you ever get lost just yell "MASTODON AND THE FEDIVERSE ARE THE EXACT SAME THING" very loudly

Three to five humorless Europeans will appear and guide you back to town while explaining why you're wrong

If you choose to instead remain lost it is understandable

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PepperTheVixen ΘΔ @pepperthevixen.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 4d

Hey there! I'm one of the blind folks who read alt text on here. I'd like to say thank you for adding that so that I can also enjoy images of cartoon animals. A little effort from you means a world of difference for people like me
#accessibility #alttext #blind

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 4d

[Unspoken jorts horse rules for newbies]

Hire people with hooks
For a good time, call 606-4311
Ask for Ken
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee

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Paco Hope wishes ill for JK Rowling @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 4d

Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

Photo of a white plastic bag with a UPC bar code. The text of the product name reads “BALLCOCK SHANK NUT BAG.”

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 4d

@RebelliousCheez
On the third delete and redraft if it's _still_ wrong I just leave it

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bimmer 🎃 @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 4d

girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 5d

:bing: Why is everyone mad at the American Astronomical Society?