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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3
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I invented Post-Its. He/him.
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Live shot from the server room
Homer causing a lie detector to explode
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Just replace "Austin Powers" with "This administration" and the penis pump stuff with "extrajudicial murder"
soldier holding up a copy of Austin Powers's book "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby) by Austin Powers"
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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They're calling it the least relaxing set of movies he's watched in a long time

#LastFourWatched
Good Boy I Saw the TV Glow The Ward This Is England
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Say what you will but I prefer the American remake
Simpsons screengrab featuring The triple-X rated DAS BUTT on VHS
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Footage of them announcing the Reserve Best In Show dog
WHO IF THE WINNER DOESN'T FULFILL HER DUTIES... BLAH, BLAH BLAH. ...AND DON'T SAY It WILL NEVER HAPPEN
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Kenny Powers saying YOU'RE A TERRIFIC GIRL. BUT YOU GOT A CASTLE LIKE A FUCKIN DICKHEAD
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Our cat Max worked very hard on his couch indentation and it showed.
Maximillian Von Bugelstein, a tuxedo cat, laying on top of a couch by a window. There is a Max-shaped indent. So he's basically flat across the cushions.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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But it now struck me, for the first time, that there must be one great and ruling embodiment of fear,—a King of Terrors, to which all others must succumb. What might it be? (Followed by a picture of a goat with two rifles strapped to its sides)
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Shakira T Cat sticking out her tongue
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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She's helping.
Shakira T Cat sitting on a Scrabble board.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Sometimes I feel overwhelmed because there are so many people to partially blind and I'm just one person. Gotta keep at it though. The longest journey begins with with step.
#StayPrayedUp
Image: Marky Mark looking off into the distance, appearing pensive. Text: MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The Eradicator (Kids in the Hall character)
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Mario Mario, half-frozen, standing in the snow. He is wearing polka dot boxer shorts.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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HashtagSeasonal
Infinity Gauntlet #5 with Order & Chaos replaced by Heat Miser and Snow Miser
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Sam Ezersky, why hast thou forsaken me?
NYT Spelling Bee didn't accept LENTEN Scrabble dictionary confirms LENTEN is a playable word
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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All are welcome in Deaconbluesonia
Start Your Own Country Day Also known as National Start Your Own Country Day Observed annually on November 22nd
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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😎
Frankenstein smiling (?) in Death Race 2000
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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What it feels like to chew 5 Gum
Sonny Corleone pulling up to a toll booth
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I have the print.
Mouse: I keep getting into fights Snail: you should stop Mouse: (stares) Mouse: (puts up dukes)
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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They waive the security deposit if you can get the manager to tap out
The Octagon Real Estate Sales & Services RESIDENTIAL COMMERCIAL CONDO Offices
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Rest in piece, Mr. Cheney🫡
Dick Cheney's funeral. There is a corncob tv logo in the corner.
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Dale Cooper looking serious
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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You entered a dance contest!

Pick your partner.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Billy Joel performing Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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SOON
Creepy Santa dolls in store window. Lights are on in store and it's dark outside so they look mysterious.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM