Adventy Elms
@andyelms.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Bristol people! Local artist showing his work at the wonderful St. John on the Wall crypt
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bristol people! Local artist showing his work at the wonderful St. John on the Wall crypt
Not quite sure what the independent MP for Hackney has done to cause ire to farmers, but you do you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Not quite sure what the independent MP for Hackney has done to cause ire to farmers, but you do you.
(based on personal experience)
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
(based on personal experience)
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy Doctor Who day!
I'm sorry, but you have been fed a line that isn't quite true.
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm sorry, but you have been fed a line that isn't quite true.
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
Also just remembered I saw these guys at the Gert Lug Bristol Lego show at the weekend.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Also just remembered I saw these guys at the Gert Lug Bristol Lego show at the weekend.
Happy Baroness Trumpington flicking 'v's in the House of Lords Day for those that celebrate
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Happy Baroness Trumpington flicking 'v's in the House of Lords Day for those that celebrate
With best wishes of recovery to @bagpuss.org , who is having his saggy old cloth cat innards upgraded, here is last weeks #totp bingo card, but with Jayne Middlemiss CSO'd over the top, to make it look like this weeks. Quantel Tastic!
See you all at 7pm
See you all at 7pm
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
With best wishes of recovery to @bagpuss.org , who is having his saggy old cloth cat innards upgraded, here is last weeks #totp bingo card, but with Jayne Middlemiss CSO'd over the top, to make it look like this weeks. Quantel Tastic!
See you all at 7pm
See you all at 7pm
He didn't even do a rap about pancakes
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
He didn't even do a rap about pancakes
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
The new Director General of Butterfield's Brilliant British Broadcasting Corporation, featuring such shows as "The Great British Bon Bon Bon Bon Making Competition"
The BBBBC
The BBBBC
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The new Director General of Butterfield's Brilliant British Broadcasting Corporation, featuring such shows as "The Great British Bon Bon Bon Bon Making Competition"
The BBBBC
The BBBBC
Welcome to the smug hour with your hosts Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Welcome to the smug hour with your hosts Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
I preferred the original Blake's 7. They've made ORAC much too tall in this remake
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I preferred the original Blake's 7. They've made ORAC much too tall in this remake
The greatest thing is that this headline was unintentionally set up by his defence counsel's statement
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The greatest thing is that this headline was unintentionally set up by his defence counsel's statement
That's realy handy, thanks for the advice.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
That's realy handy, thanks for the advice.
Alternatively, one to add to footpath fingerboards...
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Alternatively, one to add to footpath fingerboards...
Forget metal detectors at railway stations, I think there is another kind of large metal weapon we need to remove from the transport system #wellactually
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Forget metal detectors at railway stations, I think there is another kind of large metal weapon we need to remove from the transport system #wellactually
Still no patch on the absolute classic
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Still no patch on the absolute classic
Bristol Temple Meads Poppy Day collection, putting the decorum into "Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori"
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bristol Temple Meads Poppy Day collection, putting the decorum into "Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori"
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social