A group of cloned weathermen are a doppler gang of doppelgangers.
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A group of cloned weathermen are a doppler gang of doppelgangers.
be gay do crime
but also
be grime do kay
but also
be grime do kay
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
be gay do crime
but also
be grime do kay
but also
be grime do kay
My top ten albums from the past decade is just three albums from 1996.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My top ten albums from the past decade is just three albums from 1996.
Zombie NRA: “You'll have to take my gun from my hands”
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Zombie NRA: “You'll have to take my gun from my hands”
Or as we call it “Siberian Orchestra”.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Or as we call it “Siberian Orchestra”.
PIRATES: the “very good roommates” of the sea
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
PIRATES: the “very good roommates” of the sea
me: the pilgrims wete terrible colonizers
also me: *puts mayo in tacos*
also me: *puts mayo in tacos*
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
me: the pilgrims wete terrible colonizers
also me: *puts mayo in tacos*
also me: *puts mayo in tacos*
new comedy show!
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
new comedy show!
Six days after thanksgiving I quit cold turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Six days after thanksgiving I quit cold turkey.
Any day you find deadly mold in your fridge is black friday.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Any day you find deadly mold in your fridge is black friday.
Sad to lose my job, but happy to only have to “circle back” when playing Street Fighter on my ps4.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sad to lose my job, but happy to only have to “circle back” when playing Street Fighter on my ps4.
knock off clubs:
“If this is your first night of INTROVERT CLUB? You WILL be left alone.”
“If this is your first night of TIME TRAVEL CLUB? You WILL see a younger version of yourself watching this happen and it’s imporant you don’t talk to them.”
“If this is your first night of INTROVERT CLUB? You WILL be left alone.”
“If this is your first night of TIME TRAVEL CLUB? You WILL see a younger version of yourself watching this happen and it’s imporant you don’t talk to them.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
knock off clubs:
“If this is your first night of INTROVERT CLUB? You WILL be left alone.”
“If this is your first night of TIME TRAVEL CLUB? You WILL see a younger version of yourself watching this happen and it’s imporant you don’t talk to them.”
“If this is your first night of INTROVERT CLUB? You WILL be left alone.”
“If this is your first night of TIME TRAVEL CLUB? You WILL see a younger version of yourself watching this happen and it’s imporant you don’t talk to them.”
Unleavened bread is limp biscuit.
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Unleavened bread is limp biscuit.
I’d get a new lease on life, but there’s no way i’m getting the deposit back.
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’d get a new lease on life, but there’s no way i’m getting the deposit back.
top 3 songs i mostly know
by ooos, ohs, mmms, doots,
dums, wahs, (or etc nonsense
sounds)
1. Suzanne Vega - “Tom’s Diner” (doot)
2. Rolling Stones - “Miss You” (ooo)
3. Darude - “Sandstorm”
(when-nennant nenennant)
by ooos, ohs, mmms, doots,
dums, wahs, (or etc nonsense
sounds)
1. Suzanne Vega - “Tom’s Diner” (doot)
2. Rolling Stones - “Miss You” (ooo)
3. Darude - “Sandstorm”
(when-nennant nenennant)
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
top 3 songs i mostly know
by ooos, ohs, mmms, doots,
dums, wahs, (or etc nonsense
sounds)
1. Suzanne Vega - “Tom’s Diner” (doot)
2. Rolling Stones - “Miss You” (ooo)
3. Darude - “Sandstorm”
(when-nennant nenennant)
by ooos, ohs, mmms, doots,
dums, wahs, (or etc nonsense
sounds)
1. Suzanne Vega - “Tom’s Diner” (doot)
2. Rolling Stones - “Miss You” (ooo)
3. Darude - “Sandstorm”
(when-nennant nenennant)
Republicans hope to die in their sleep so they are never awoke.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Republicans hope to die in their sleep so they are never awoke.
Finally the GOP cares about children and girls past birth, (until they’re like 16 anyway.)
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Finally the GOP cares about children and girls past birth, (until they’re like 16 anyway.)
Behind the stork, closely flies the regret.
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Behind the stork, closely flies the regret.
The sewer is very boring when the ninja turtles leave. It’s because the radical left.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The sewer is very boring when the ninja turtles leave. It’s because the radical left.
The thing most people get wrong is Epstein is actually the name of the creator, Trump is “Epstein’s fuckboi”.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The thing most people get wrong is Epstein is actually the name of the creator, Trump is “Epstein’s fuckboi”.
Crisco is iffy lube.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Crisco is iffy lube.
I’ll be honest I thought this said “SKA DEVILS” at-first.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ll be honest I thought this said “SKA DEVILS” at-first.
On top of everyhing else, you just know artificial intelligence is gonna start asking for Cyber Monday off.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
On top of everyhing else, you just know artificial intelligence is gonna start asking for Cyber Monday off.
They somehow made the name Timmy transphobic.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They somehow made the name Timmy transphobic.
I won't tuck, but I do style my pubes into a pompadour to make my junk look smaller.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I won't tuck, but I do style my pubes into a pompadour to make my junk look smaller.