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andyking.bsky.social
The Original Cry-Wanker™
@andyking.bsky.social
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"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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andyking.bsky.social
Also, still, nice pic
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
andyking.bsky.social
Sounds like I should have translated first. Won't be the last.

Tis the season to curmudgeon...
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
andyking.bsky.social
Already signed.

Also, hello fellow name bearer.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
andyking.bsky.social
No economic growth for 20 years and yet billionaires are even more billionaireary than they were 20 years ago...
a close up of a man 's face with the words tumblr visible on the bottom right
Alt: a close up of a man's face, Sherlock Homes (played by Robert Downey Junior), winking.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
andyking.bsky.social
a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with a telephone and a glass of wine
Alt: Christoph Waltz plays SS Officer Hans Lander in Inglorious Bastards, wearing a Nazi uniform, is sitting at a table in a darkened room with a telephone and a glass of wine, smiling excitedly and wiggling his shoulders side to side like a dog wishing to be petted
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November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
andyking.bsky.social
It's gambling with computers since the mid 80s (at least extensively). They are not special, gifted or worthy. They are dragons hoarding to be consumed.

Shakespeare 1493

Apparently.
And that.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
andyking.bsky.social
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la... good christ is that a dissection of a prairie rat you've got hanging framed from wires, and that?
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
andyking.bsky.social
It's not a terrible budget but could have, should have, been way more progressive.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
andyking.bsky.social
His handlers identified a corrupt system and used his bullshit skills better than them with backing from billionaire owned media. I've shat smarter.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM