Andrew Lane
@andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Author of over 40 books and many audio scripts. Ex-military scientific advisor. Father to one, informal foster-father to another nine. Bipolar Type II, acromegaly, asthma and gallstones sufferer. All-round decent bloke.
This would be the 37th view of Mt Fuji...
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This would be the 37th view of Mt Fuji...
"He's slowly getting away!"
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"He's slowly getting away!"
Is it National Stupid Headlines Week? Did I miss the memo?
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Is it National Stupid Headlines Week? Did I miss the memo?
Controversy over Ukraine peace plan, US President apparently about to invade Venezuela, but in other news ...
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Controversy over Ukraine peace plan, US President apparently about to invade Venezuela, but in other news ...
For those overseas I should explain that a 'drove' is a special electric car that can turn into an aircraft or a boat...
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
For those overseas I should explain that a 'drove' is a special electric car that can turn into an aircraft or a boat...
"You'll be visited by three spirits..."
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits..."
Well... (takes deep breath)
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well... (takes deep breath)
"And I-eee- I - eee - I - will always love youuuu - eee - ou - eeee - oo-ee-oo-ee-ooo..."
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"And I-eee- I - eee - I - will always love youuuu - eee - ou - eeee - oo-ee-oo-ee-ooo..."
Sadly, he *has*left the building...
I guess he's in the right place for suspicious minds...
(cont. page 94)
I guess he's in the right place for suspicious minds...
(cont. page 94)
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sadly, he *has*left the building...
I guess he's in the right place for suspicious minds...
(cont. page 94)
I guess he's in the right place for suspicious minds...
(cont. page 94)
"And if you should unwarily utter the name of Jacob Rees-Mogg three times he shall appear amongst you and engage with you in awkward small talk..."
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"And if you should unwarily utter the name of Jacob Rees-Mogg three times he shall appear amongst you and engage with you in awkward small talk..."
I missed the "If" first time around, and my immediate reaction was "How do you know all this about me?"
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I missed the "If" first time around, and my immediate reaction was "How do you know all this about me?"
It is believed they once belonged to Sir Menzies Campbell...
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It is believed they once belonged to Sir Menzies Campbell...
First Date. Toffee stout.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
First Date. Toffee stout.
Third pint - Black Sands (mocha stout).
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Third pint - Black Sands (mocha stout).
Next pint - Styrian Wolf.
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Next pint - Styrian Wolf.
"Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."
All things must passata...
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
All things must passata...
It's just Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, isn't it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's just Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, isn't it?
I used to know a girl like that... *
*Sadly, that's not true.
*Sadly, that's not true.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I used to know a girl like that... *
*Sadly, that's not true.
*Sadly, that's not true.
"He lies in wait like a wolf, the smell of blood in his nostrils, waiting, interminably waiting …’
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"He lies in wait like a wolf, the smell of blood in his nostrils, waiting, interminably waiting …’
It's this kind of shellfish attitude that needs to be dealt with.
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's this kind of shellfish attitude that needs to be dealt with.