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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@andymroberts.bsky.social
Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.
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Bluesky is a happy place. I come here to relax. With that in mind ANY new follower that:

◽Supports Tr*mp or M*ga
◽is right wing
◽is a TERF
◽Believes it's "LGB without the T"
◽is clearly a BOT or generally comes across as "a bit of a cunt"

Will be blocked. I'm not letting here become like Twitter!
So foreign political interference is ok when it’s the orange turd doing it?
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I've decided to go back to 1988 because I don't like it here any more!

(Yes I am continuing to work my way through all the old Aussie soaps)
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble update. Thank you to everyone who ordered one! These have all been handmade in my kitchen - much to the bemusement of my children - and will now start to be posted out.
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And this should be regarded as “Exhibit A” in the case between Trumplethinskin vs. The BBC
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think we all know what film Trump watched over the weekend to come up with the $1bn dollars demand.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
YouGov keeping the conversation light, I see!

And yes, FUCK YES!
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Seriously though, what were the BBC playing at? If you are going to do a programme about the most litigious twat on the planet, make sure you are factually correct.

And I thought the BBC put changes in place on Panorama after the Martin Bashir, Diana lies came to light? Clearly someone fucked up.
Yeah, good luck with that! Trump threatens to sue the BBC for $1bn.

UK Courts will laugh in his face at that amount!

news.sky.com/story/bbc-re...
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yeah, good luck with that! Trump threatens to sue the BBC for $1bn.

UK Courts will laugh in his face at that amount!

news.sky.com/story/bbc-re...
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I could see this coming a mile off. But, Trump will have to take action in the UK, rather than in one of his American courts where he has filled the bench with judges. And if it's in a UK court, the damages awarded would be minimal.

What's the correct legal term for saying "Go fuck yourself?"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
#TimDavie 🍾🥂

Time to clear out the rest of the Tory dead wood at our BBC.

Time for the BBC to be run for the people, by the people.

Time to stop FarRAGE getting unlimited coverage on the news channel and Question Time.

Time for the BBC to stop sucking up to the right wing

It's OUR BBC!
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And now trying to reset my M&S account password, which I have not attempted to do since the cyber attack earlier this year.

Can they successfully get a password reset link emailed out to me?

On checking their inbox and spam folder, our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I suppose that’s one way of getting Tory Tim out of our BBC!
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No wonder M&S sales figures are down.

I'm trying to find some bed sheets, in green - can be any shade of green, I'm not that fussed.

Do any stores near me have any in green?

Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Where’s your fuckin’ poppy?
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You know this joke video about moving an image in Microsoft Word? This is happening on my iPad now whenever I touch something in any app, with two apps open on screen at the same time.

Well done Apple, you've excelled (or should that be Word'ed) yourselves with iPadOS 26.1.0
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The far right on Samir Zitouni, the rail worker who saved multiple lives during the LNER attack
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I saw this card and thought of you!

... No, not YOU, but the person behind you, yes, YOU!
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I got bored of the shitty weather, so I put a little Christmas tree up in my office!
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh do fuck off, I’m not in the mood!
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Turns on TV - My Sky box is set to BBC News

Sees Farage on TV, being given yet another slot for spouting his 5 party member bollocks.

WHY? Why are BBC News doing this? The GREENS should be getting equal air time, the Lib Dems & SNP should be getting way more.

Even the Tories should get more!
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Since “Andrew” is no longer a prince, or a duke or living (for much longer) on the Windsor estate, he’s going to have to start paying full price for these Steak and “Peppercorn” crisps.
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM