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Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
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Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.

Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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up the bum no babies
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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DID SOMEONE SAY BEVERAGINO
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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HOLDEN DENNIS BALLS CHIN
The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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It’s time for the Black Friday Cat.
Black Friday Cat. Basically Friday Cat with a cheap LED TV under his arm.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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@dochackenbush.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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wtf
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Tuesday Carty
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Just had four weetabix
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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"What day is it?" asked Pooh. “It's Monday," said Piglet. "Fuck," said Pooh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Saturday Pootle
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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@lilgemgem.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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You’re lucky yours is awake
Sleeping pupper
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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DID SOMEONE SAY BEVERAGINO
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The new season of Stranger Things has taken an odd turn
Eleven injured after grizzly bear attacks schoolchildren and teachers in Canada
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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It’s time for the Friday Cat.
Friday Cat
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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@jenbren.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Well? Do you? #FacebookNews
After some advice please as I am new to this. Just wondering if you brown your minge before it goes into the slow cooker or just pop it in. Thanks in advance.
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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@stusteel80.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The missus so won’t get this reference
SMS message to the missus asking her to get some beans in her way home, followed by a screenshot of the cow looking at beans from Magical Trevor, followed by a message saying “beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans”. Everyone loves Magical Trevor!
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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good evening chums
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Fuck. Off.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM