Angie BDL 🏳️⚧️🧷🔞 | 24/7 until '26
@angiebdl.bsky.social
Adult toddler with Mom vibes, and a love of cuddles. 18+ only! 32 (months)
As seen on Game Changer's recent episode "Crowd Control".
Seattle, WA
As seen on Game Changer's recent episode "Crowd Control".
Seattle, WA
Aaaw! I'd love you to spin something up.
Prompt is "blankie".
Prompt is "blankie".
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Aaaw! I'd love you to spin something up.
Prompt is "blankie".
Prompt is "blankie".
IIRC, they're still doing a Mutant Mayhem sequel - but the new suits at Paramount saw the numbers Sonic the Hedgehog is doing, and want a TMNT movie in a similar position.
I also suspect they're prepping for some kind of crossover (an untitled "Sonic Universe Event Film" just got dated for 2028).
I also suspect they're prepping for some kind of crossover (an untitled "Sonic Universe Event Film" just got dated for 2028).
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
IIRC, they're still doing a Mutant Mayhem sequel - but the new suits at Paramount saw the numbers Sonic the Hedgehog is doing, and want a TMNT movie in a similar position.
I also suspect they're prepping for some kind of crossover (an untitled "Sonic Universe Event Film" just got dated for 2028).
I also suspect they're prepping for some kind of crossover (an untitled "Sonic Universe Event Film" just got dated for 2028).
broke: it's impolite to wear pajamas on an airplane
woke: it should be mandatory to wear a diaper on an airplane
woke: it should be mandatory to wear a diaper on an airplane
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
broke: it's impolite to wear pajamas on an airplane
woke: it should be mandatory to wear a diaper on an airplane
woke: it should be mandatory to wear a diaper on an airplane
Most problems with flying commercial stem from people needing to get up and go to the bathroom during long flights. Without passenger movement as a factor, capacity (and profits) can take off!
Sharks, I'm seeking an investment of $5 million for a one percent stake in "Baby Smooth Airlines"
Sharks, I'm seeking an investment of $5 million for a one percent stake in "Baby Smooth Airlines"
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Most problems with flying commercial stem from people needing to get up and go to the bathroom during long flights. Without passenger movement as a factor, capacity (and profits) can take off!
Sharks, I'm seeking an investment of $5 million for a one percent stake in "Baby Smooth Airlines"
Sharks, I'm seeking an investment of $5 million for a one percent stake in "Baby Smooth Airlines"
so adorable!!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
so adorable!!!
The buttons at the corner drop down the walls. I have a similar setup. Super convenient, even easy to cover up if you need to pretend to be big.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The buttons at the corner drop down the walls. I have a similar setup. Super convenient, even easy to cover up if you need to pretend to be big.
playing with duplos while i get my diaper changed to guarantee that it is impossible for me to Have A Thought
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
playing with duplos while i get my diaper changed to guarantee that it is impossible for me to Have A Thought
Girls in princess dresses having tea with stuffies, big stacks of blocks, and so much laughter and joy. In their babble you heard familiar words like "toy" and "Santa" - which filled you with excitement.
Glancing back at the adult table, there was no comparison. This was where the REAL party was.
Glancing back at the adult table, there was no comparison. This was where the REAL party was.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Girls in princess dresses having tea with stuffies, big stacks of blocks, and so much laughter and joy. In their babble you heard familiar words like "toy" and "Santa" - which filled you with excitement.
Glancing back at the adult table, there was no comparison. This was where the REAL party was.
Glancing back at the adult table, there was no comparison. This was where the REAL party was.
You expected to feel defeated after being so humiliated. There really was no going back, was there? You barely remembered when you used to be an actual grown up, but a part of you always figured it'd be easy to do again.
But as you looked around the playpen, you saw so many happy faces.
But as you looked around the playpen, you saw so many happy faces.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You expected to feel defeated after being so humiliated. There really was no going back, was there? You barely remembered when you used to be an actual grown up, but a part of you always figured it'd be easy to do again.
But as you looked around the playpen, you saw so many happy faces.
But as you looked around the playpen, you saw so many happy faces.
After a hasty change, you were put back in your jammies and set into the playpen with the other littles.
The former insurance agent pointed and laughed, saying "bay-bee, bay-bee".
At least that word still meant something to you.
The former insurance agent pointed and laughed, saying "bay-bee, bay-bee".
At least that word still meant something to you.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
After a hasty change, you were put back in your jammies and set into the playpen with the other littles.
The former insurance agent pointed and laughed, saying "bay-bee, bay-bee".
At least that word still meant something to you.
The former insurance agent pointed and laughed, saying "bay-bee, bay-bee".
At least that word still meant something to you.
Their adult words meant nothing to you. You tried to focus, to decode what was said, but it was pointless. They sipped their red juice from big cups, got loud, and none of it meant anything.
Eventually, your eye fell back to the littles table. At least you knew one way to get their attention.
Eventually, your eye fell back to the littles table. At least you knew one way to get their attention.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Their adult words meant nothing to you. You tried to focus, to decode what was said, but it was pointless. They sipped their red juice from big cups, got loud, and none of it meant anything.
Eventually, your eye fell back to the littles table. At least you knew one way to get their attention.
Eventually, your eye fell back to the littles table. At least you knew one way to get their attention.
There wasn't much time between bites, but you tried your best to protest. At first the other guests seemed to listen, but only in a condescending manner befitting an upset toddler.
A few minutes later, your plate was clean - and you'd come to a sobering realization.
You'd forgotten how to talk.
A few minutes later, your plate was clean - and you'd come to a sobering realization.
You'd forgotten how to talk.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There wasn't much time between bites, but you tried your best to protest. At first the other guests seemed to listen, but only in a condescending manner befitting an upset toddler.
A few minutes later, your plate was clean - and you'd come to a sobering realization.
You'd forgotten how to talk.
A few minutes later, your plate was clean - and you'd come to a sobering realization.
You'd forgotten how to talk.
Before you knew it, you were strapped into the plastic chair - stained with years of messy eaters.
You wanted to protest. Not this! You would go back to the little table, you'd be good!
But as your pacifier was removed, your words fell on deaf ears. Spoonfuls of dinner were forced in your mouth.
You wanted to protest. Not this! You would go back to the little table, you'd be good!
But as your pacifier was removed, your words fell on deaf ears. Spoonfuls of dinner were forced in your mouth.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Before you knew it, you were strapped into the plastic chair - stained with years of messy eaters.
You wanted to protest. Not this! You would go back to the little table, you'd be good!
But as your pacifier was removed, your words fell on deaf ears. Spoonfuls of dinner were forced in your mouth.
You wanted to protest. Not this! You would go back to the little table, you'd be good!
But as your pacifier was removed, your words fell on deaf ears. Spoonfuls of dinner were forced in your mouth.
You looked on confused. Why were the adults babbling? You can wanted to ask yourself, but suddenly became very aware of the pacifier in your mouth. What you weren't aware of was how to get it out.
The seats parted, and a large new chair was added to the table.
Oh no.
It was the highchair.
The seats parted, and a large new chair was added to the table.
Oh no.
It was the highchair.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You looked on confused. Why were the adults babbling? You can wanted to ask yourself, but suddenly became very aware of the pacifier in your mouth. What you weren't aware of was how to get it out.
The seats parted, and a large new chair was added to the table.
Oh no.
It was the highchair.
The seats parted, and a large new chair was added to the table.
Oh no.
It was the highchair.
With the plate in one hand and you in another, she set you down at the adult table. You felt silly around them in your PJs and a wet diaper, but you looked forward to some adult conversation.
Except they weren't talking either. It was the same babble you'd heard the littles spouting all night.
Except they weren't talking either. It was the same babble you'd heard the littles spouting all night.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
With the plate in one hand and you in another, she set you down at the adult table. You felt silly around them in your PJs and a wet diaper, but you looked forward to some adult conversation.
Except they weren't talking either. It was the same babble you'd heard the littles spouting all night.
Except they weren't talking either. It was the same babble you'd heard the littles spouting all night.
Looking down at the plate, you felt your tummy grumble - but didn't really feel like eating. You looked on with envy at the "adult" table. Why couldn't you just eat with them?
Your wife caught you eye, and apparently understood your silent plea. She walked over to your spot, and took you away.
Your wife caught you eye, and apparently understood your silent plea. She walked over to your spot, and took you away.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Looking down at the plate, you felt your tummy grumble - but didn't really feel like eating. You looked on with envy at the "adult" table. Why couldn't you just eat with them?
Your wife caught you eye, and apparently understood your silent plea. She walked over to your spot, and took you away.
Your wife caught you eye, and apparently understood your silent plea. She walked over to your spot, and took you away.
You looked around the table at all the other babbling littles. It seemed weird to you that NONE of them seemed to be able to talk anymore. Last year you could remember at least some bad warbled Christmas carols. But now, you just heard scrambled white noise.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You looked around the table at all the other babbling littles. It seemed weird to you that NONE of them seemed to be able to talk anymore. Last year you could remember at least some bad warbled Christmas carols. But now, you just heard scrambled white noise.
Plates were filled with cut up white meat, mashed potatoes, corn, rolls, and for the adventurous eaters - some yellow corn kernels. Dull utensils with plastic handles were provided, but barely used. Most littles were content to just eat with their hands - even if it meant getting sticky with gravy.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Plates were filled with cut up white meat, mashed potatoes, corn, rolls, and for the adventurous eaters - some yellow corn kernels. Dull utensils with plastic handles were provided, but barely used. Most littles were content to just eat with their hands - even if it meant getting sticky with gravy.
You amused yourself with your iPad, and mostly just waited for things to be over - until the tablet was unceremoniously snatched from your hands. Apparently it was dinner time.
A small table was moved into the playpen, low enough to the ground that you all could sit on your padded butts to eat.
A small table was moved into the playpen, low enough to the ground that you all could sit on your padded butts to eat.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You amused yourself with your iPad, and mostly just waited for things to be over - until the tablet was unceremoniously snatched from your hands. Apparently it was dinner time.
A small table was moved into the playpen, low enough to the ground that you all could sit on your padded butts to eat.
A small table was moved into the playpen, low enough to the ground that you all could sit on your padded butts to eat.
The two of you were escorted back to the living room, where the rest of your fellow littles were congregated in a large size playpen. They greeted you with the same gibberish babble, and you hid your face in response. These babies didn't even know how to talk right anymore. Just random syllables.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The two of you were escorted back to the living room, where the rest of your fellow littles were congregated in a large size playpen. They greeted you with the same gibberish babble, and you hid your face in response. These babies didn't even know how to talk right anymore. Just random syllables.
You were changed into a set of cheap Christmas pajamas, which did little to conceal the boosted diaper bulging at your seat. The white cotton waistband was in full view, behind a pastel blue landscape of reindeer and snowmen.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You were changed into a set of cheap Christmas pajamas, which did little to conceal the boosted diaper bulging at your seat. The white cotton waistband was in full view, behind a pastel blue landscape of reindeer and snowmen.
The new girl turned towards you and moved her lips, but only some sort of unintelligible babble came out. She seemed happy, though you couldn't quite understand why. The "adults" in the room laughed at the baby speak, and you quietly focused on the pacifier in your mouth.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The new girl turned towards you and moved her lips, but only some sort of unintelligible babble came out. She seemed happy, though you couldn't quite understand why. The "adults" in the room laughed at the baby speak, and you quietly focused on the pacifier in your mouth.