Angry Santa Elf
@angrysantaelf.bsky.social
Exactly why are we celebrating the holidays this year?
Original Ending to "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving"
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Original Ending to "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving"
While Santa's away at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade we'll be drinking Snoopy Sno-Cone frozen margaritas until our hearts pump tequila #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDay
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
While Santa's away at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade we'll be drinking Snoopy Sno-Cone frozen margaritas until our hearts pump tequila #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDay
Holiday stress
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Holiday stress
So we’ve reached THAT level of market saturation
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So we’ve reached THAT level of market saturation
Black Friday sales came early!
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Black Friday sales came early!
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Every time a bell rings Santa got another worksite violation.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Every time a bell rings Santa got another worksite violation.
Every Labubu doll comes with an agenda. Apparently. They're all cackling evil about something here.
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Every Labubu doll comes with an agenda. Apparently. They're all cackling evil about something here.
Everyone's getting the same gift this year. It's an eternal flame.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Everyone's getting the same gift this year. It's an eternal flame.
December 31, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Still time to watch this, with Christmas tree lights reflecting on the screen.
December 28, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Still time to watch this, with Christmas tree lights reflecting on the screen.
Happy Hanukkah!
December 26, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Happy Hanukkah!
Merry Christmas!!!
December 25, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Merry Christmas!!!
Deleted Scenes from the "Star Wars Holiday Special"
December 25, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Deleted Scenes from the "Star Wars Holiday Special"
In Poland. Now we're zipping through Europe, dropping off gifts in each country at a lightening speed.
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
In Poland. Now we're zipping through Europe, dropping off gifts in each country at a lightening speed.
Always trying to improve the process
December 24, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Always trying to improve the process
To Ethiopia. Some kids are asking what are those gold-like flakes that keep coming out of Santa's sleigh on NORAD Santa Tracker. That is nuclear waste from the sleigh's highly unstable engine. There is a reason NORAD is tracking us.
December 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
To Ethiopia. Some kids are asking what are those gold-like flakes that keep coming out of Santa's sleigh on NORAD Santa Tracker. That is nuclear waste from the sleigh's highly unstable engine. There is a reason NORAD is tracking us.
Still in China. Meanwhile, at the North Pole...
December 24, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Still in China. Meanwhile, at the North Pole...
We're in Papua New Guinea as I try to catch up with every Christmas cartoon I haven't seen yet. Did you know there is actually a "Little Drummer Boy Book II"? Like "The Godfather Part II" half of it is a flashback to Sicily, the other about securing a casino license in Vegas.
December 24, 2024 at 1:28 PM
We're in Papua New Guinea as I try to catch up with every Christmas cartoon I haven't seen yet. Did you know there is actually a "Little Drummer Boy Book II"? Like "The Godfather Part II" half of it is a flashback to Sicily, the other about securing a casino license in Vegas.
THE CHRISTMAS EVE RIDE BEGINS! Okay, it began a few hours ago but Santa did a barrel roll and the toy sack wasn’t tied closed and the screams of a billion toys plummeting into the Arctic Ocean still haunts me. So to answer your question, Billy Age 6, yes, toys are alive. Or were.
December 24, 2024 at 12:25 PM
THE CHRISTMAS EVE RIDE BEGINS! Okay, it began a few hours ago but Santa did a barrel roll and the toy sack wasn’t tied closed and the screams of a billion toys plummeting into the Arctic Ocean still haunts me. So to answer your question, Billy Age 6, yes, toys are alive. Or were.
To everyone who asked Santa for a hippopotamus for Christmas, come the morning of the 25th your life as you know it will be gone forever, with only death and destruction your memories. Also, you each get an adorable adoption certificate.
December 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
To everyone who asked Santa for a hippopotamus for Christmas, come the morning of the 25th your life as you know it will be gone forever, with only death and destruction your memories. Also, you each get an adorable adoption certificate.
What the f*** is Steve from Gift Tagging going on a plane?! Get your ass back here, Steve!
December 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
What the f*** is Steve from Gift Tagging going on a plane?! Get your ass back here, Steve!