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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 8h

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Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke

An incredible product totally exempt from Trump's stupid tariffs.

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 1d

Life hack.
If you need to get grounded/energized, I recommend you do a "Science Pose" for 20 seconds.

Feet shoulder width apart. Hands on hips, shoulders back, neck & jaw relaxed. Head & eyebrows up, but not forced. Breathe in on a 5 count out to a 3 count & say, "Today is a good day...for Sience!"

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 1d

#orctober includes #klingons and you know it.

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 2d

#orctober

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 6d

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 7d

Reminds me of a joke;

A #hobgoblin shows up to the shop with a black eye. His mate asks him what happened?

"An #orc was out selling shiners for 20 coins."

"You didn't pay him 20 to give you a black eye?" His mate asked

"Of course not!" The hob replied, "I talked him down to five."

#orctober

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah! Doesn't he know it's throat punching season?

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 7d

#orctober is upon us

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 8d

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His Teleprompter Broke 🥺

YouTube video by Josh Johnson

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 9d

You're immortal, just let the kid grow old & die.

Just a bad strategy.

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 10d

Living la vida Bradbury.

Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 10d

"The kitchen, without doubt, was the center of creation."

—from Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 10d

"There are no good #Nazis"

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 10d

"Humans will try to mate with everything."

Mama Saw, #Hordemother of the Deep East.
Cock Tales & Other Bull
#quote
#magepunk
#ctob

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 10d

"Dictatorial regimes flourish because democratic nations close their eyes to danger,"

#quote
Winston Churchill

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 10d

I laced this post with Tylenol.
You have the Autism now.

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 11d

"You don't have the luxury to be harmless."
Mike Olasky

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bigbangmike_ on Instagram: "No. Learn to defend yourself.View all 72 comments"

No. Learn to defend yourself.

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 11d

Jazz with a flute *and* a Hammond.

#awYeah

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 13d

"Don't pet the dog you don't know."

#quote

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 13d

And they are absolutely right!

Have you seen Bailey's profile at Khan Academy?

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 14d

Surveillance pricing

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Corporations have found a NEW way to rip you off | ft. @consumerreports

YouTube video by More Perfect Union

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 15d

Walking west on Haight Street, I look up to see a beautiful sunset that my camera would not capture in the slightest.

I love my phone, I could not have written my book without it.

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The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds (Official Music Video)

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Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 15d

"Every woman is a warrior. You're usually just blind to her battlefield."

From my Facebook feed

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 19d

Angry Skydaddy @angryskydaddy.bsky.social · 20d

#JackKirby was #Antifa when he served in #WorldWar2, and every single day of his life ever since.

#NuffSaid
#respect