deep fried or smoked or low-ish and slow-ish, with added fat and seasoning and that turkey will be amazing. or, just come over and I’ll serve some turkey that doesn’t suck.

wow. ok. this is excellent work.

I’m still processing/trying to figure out how we got there . . . and I have a history degree.

I’m sorry, but the hack is simply to know how to cook.

omg, I just realized he gets thanksgiving off . . . thank god. I’d hate to lose molly.

I feel like mendes could maybe pitch; but otherwise, I think they’d be fucked.

omg, imagine a team composed entirely of former council members . . . what’s the starting lineup? (you can include former mayors/staff if needed.)

I assure you he does not have that many seats available.

ahem . . . I would never.