Jeremy
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Vell, he's just zis guy, you know?
Chocolate hummus enthusiast.
Chocolate hummus enthusiast.
Discovery was a fun show until the time travel. Then she's been in the future long enough (off screen) to "know" everyone and everything they need to solve every problem. Burnham went from a character to a Mary Sue when the rest of the crew joined her in the future. Stopped watching.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Discovery was a fun show until the time travel. Then she's been in the future long enough (off screen) to "know" everyone and everything they need to solve every problem. Burnham went from a character to a Mary Sue when the rest of the crew joined her in the future. Stopped watching.
Before you murder, try art therapy
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Before you murder, try art therapy
Did his handlers steal this idea from 30 Rock?
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Did his handlers steal this idea from 30 Rock?
Time for a comeback?
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December 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Time for a comeback?
Is Batman insured or is he just listed as an additional driver on Bruce Wayne's policy?
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Is Batman insured or is he just listed as an additional driver on Bruce Wayne's policy?
The Department of Health will declare it doesn't exist so something else will have to go on the paperwork. Smacky McBrainworm is in charge.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Department of Health will declare it doesn't exist so something else will have to go on the paperwork. Smacky McBrainworm is in charge.
They've already permanently damaged our relationships, because even if we did get out shit together tomorrow, the world knows they can be 4 years of someone like him any time. And that enough of this country is ok with it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They've already permanently damaged our relationships, because even if we did get out shit together tomorrow, the world knows they can be 4 years of someone like him any time. And that enough of this country is ok with it.
So you're saying that you believe Gavin Newsome would be every bit as bad a President of the United States as Donald Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So you're saying that you believe Gavin Newsome would be every bit as bad a President of the United States as Donald Trump.
Hey, just because I have feathers, a bill, and would cut a bitch for some bread doesn't make me a duck!
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December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey, just because I have feathers, a bill, and would cut a bitch for some bread doesn't make me a duck!
Which one do we want more for Christmas?
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Which one do we want more for Christmas?
Got a printer?
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December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Got a printer?
And why are there so many millions of Google searches on if/how can we disable Copilot?
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And why are there so many millions of Google searches on if/how can we disable Copilot?
The only people from this regime that resign are the ones worried about facing consequences. Calling for them to resign is as useless as "thoughts and prayers" for shooting victims. It's the same as doing nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The only people from this regime that resign are the ones worried about facing consequences. Calling for them to resign is as useless as "thoughts and prayers" for shooting victims. It's the same as doing nothing.
If he dies in his sleep, JD probably already has the paperwork ready to sign for blanket pardons.
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If he dies in his sleep, JD probably already has the paperwork ready to sign for blanket pardons.
If you try a Popeyes chicken sandwich, you'll realize the sauces at Chick-fil-A are doing a lot of the work.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you try a Popeyes chicken sandwich, you'll realize the sauces at Chick-fil-A are doing a lot of the work.
Did RFK release his new health plan?
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Did RFK release his new health plan?
We couldn't possibly release them in a pre-pre-election year!
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We couldn't possibly release them in a pre-pre-election year!
That's when you turn it into an egg sandwich. Bread and a little mayo.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
That's when you turn it into an egg sandwich. Bread and a little mayo.
The Republicans in the House could remove him anytime if they weren't happy with him. Have you seen a single attempt to vacate the Speaker?
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Republicans in the House could remove him anytime if they weren't happy with him. Have you seen a single attempt to vacate the Speaker?
The Trumpstein Pedophile Ballroom will need to be torn down along with everything else with his name on it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The Trumpstein Pedophile Ballroom will need to be torn down along with everything else with his name on it.
I hunted down a Spiderman team up when I started collecting comics again last year. One I had as a kid.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I hunted down a Spiderman team up when I started collecting comics again last year. One I had as a kid.
Or monster truck tires.
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Or monster truck tires.
Maybe JD asked him to for Kirk to pretend he was sad Erika was single.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Maybe JD asked him to for Kirk to pretend he was sad Erika was single.
Prescription medicines and sports betting.
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Prescription medicines and sports betting.