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Ooh, fancy ZOOP! BIRD!
Elongated screenshot from tumbr. cupsnake: "You know what the Green heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs" Photograph of a green heron in the foled state, and indeed it does look as described. "but then suddenly ZOOP" Second photograph of the green-capped, rust and grayish heron in the extended state. He/They are a loooooooong boi. The body of the bird seems absurdly small for that towering neck, barely even an enlargement at the end of that erect and turgid member. "fucking green herons" erraticartist: What the fuck
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The Death at the grabber machine meme on a gray background. Death has successfully grabbed a little human figure with the machine. The text reads, "Dick Cheney?!? FUCK YEAH!!!"
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Every time I see a picture of Yarvin I'm struck by how much he looks like a mashup of every skeezy guy who hit on me at 'straight poly' events in LA around 1999-2003. He looks remarkably like the dude who kept cornering me to tell me about his vacations to Thailand to rape kids 👀😬😒

Not him, but...
Screenshot of headline and picture of Curtis Yarvin from San Fransico Standard article. The headline and blurb read: Citing fear of Democratic 'vengeance,' Curtis Yarvin says he may flee the US. The far-right blogger doesn't think the Trump Administration has done enough to dismantle democratic institutions. The picture of Yarvin shows him standing in a Silicon Valley business space, empty wine glass in his upraised hand. He's wearing a blue-gray jacket and an olive green shirt which fails to conceal his paunch, both with band collars, no lapels, and gradient-tinted aviator glasses. His hair is overgrown from a short haircut by about four inches, floofing out on either side of a middle part to curl near his ears. He looks like he's about to ply you with the line about how he and his wife saw you across the room and like how you look, but he doesn't have a wife.
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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THIS IS WHAT THE FULL CONDIMENT STATION LOOKS LIKE 😆
A condiment station in the shape a bas relief spotted cow, with a big goofy, almost salacious smile, and uncomfortable eye contact. The condiments are dispensed by squeezing teat-like silicone condoms, arranged along the cow's belly in a line, rather than in an udder arrangement. The word "squeeze" is visible right beneath the teats, and "Condiment Cow" is blazoned across the body of the animal in what was intended to be a playful font. The overall effect is...unsettling and uncomfortable.
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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If you've seen even one Holocaust movie, been to a Holocaust museum, or watched anything about Nazi Germany, ever, you've seen it. He's supposedly a military historian. But regardless of whether he knew when he got it, he should have removed it or gotten a cover-up tattoo as soon as he found out.
Nazi SS officer's hat with Totenkoph on the hat band, right under the Nazi eagle with the swastika. SS officer with death's head on hat and right lapel. Graham Platner, with Totenkopf (in black) tattooed on his chest. From video his campaign released to the public.
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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OK, that was fun 😂
A screenshot from the Luther insult generator. Under a portrait of Martin Luther is the quote, "Why would anyone tolerate such things from someone like you, a rotten paunch, crude ass and fart-ass?" From Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil, pg. 335 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41 Below that is a button which says Insult me again*
October 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Four panel cartoon by Nathan W. Pyle with two bald eagles sitting in easy chairs. One is reading a newspaper while the other sips tea. Tea-sipper: Do you think the Owl is a predator? Reader: Of course not. He's never bothered me. Tea-sipper: Exactly. (Pauses to sip tea) I don't know what Mr. Mouse was going on about.
October 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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This is what I was thinking about
A post from Tumblr. A picture of two plastic skeletons posed together. One is vaguely realistic, but the other has solid 'bone' tits over its ribcage. daemontool says: straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate a straight relationship tokomon replied: BONE TITTIES
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Glitched out laundry meme. Sisyphus pushing a giant boulder up the mountain, drawn in black-figure Greek pottery style, which has figure, foreground and rock in black, with an orange/terracotta background. Over the rock are the words "The fucking LAUNDRY," and at the bottom, "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Horizontally divided two panel cartoon meme of students passing notes in class. A famous image of Karl Marx's face has been edited over the note passer's head. A red "Make America Great" hat has been edited onto the head of the person receiving the note. The lower panel shows a close up of the note receiver casting an angry look over their shoulder. The note in their hands reads: "your fears about socialism have been realized under capitalism"
September 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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As an example of a traditional style Torah mantle with similar embroidery.
Torah mantle (presumably with a Torah inside) showing a similar kind of gold and multicolor embroidery on a velvet or velveteen ground. The embroidery shows a stylized golden crown and elaborate scrolls in the corners. I'm sorry, I'm not good enough at Hebrew to translate the words. Usually it has an appropriate text inscription and then a dedication in memory of someone who died, in whose honor the Torah mantle was given to the Synagogue.
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Content warning: RACISM including the N-WORD, ANTISEMITISM, MISOGYNY, RAPE/SEXUAL ASSAULT

Came across an actual nazi/fascist ghoul. Please report and block.

Them pretending to be trans in the midst of Nazi shit feels both lazy and brazen.
Screenshot of Raypanmurder's sheets. The first one reads: "See you in Valhalla. HH brother." HH is used by the alt-right as short for "Heil Hitler." The second skeet is a meme with a picture of Steven Miller. It has top and bottom text which read: "The Talmudic Network/ sends its regards, N-WORD." The meme has a white rectangle next to Miller's head, which is supposed to be an Israeli flag, but with a swastika instead of a Mogen David. The swastika is mostly covered by a "cool" emoji. A picure of a roaring lion is on the left. There is text on the blue stripes on the top and bottom of the flag: "This post was fact checked by real zionazi rapists: true" with true written in Hebrew with a checkmark in a green box. Screenshot of skeet by Raypanmurder. A quote: "We are not here so that Negroes may gain greater equality; we are here to create a totalitarian state." - Joseph Goebbels I doubt Goebbels said or wrote that. Raypandmurder account page. The banner shows Adam Sandler pushing a button on a remote control and has text across the top saying "Here's the rape button" Pfp is of an unnaturally white character with blond hair and ice blue eyes. The character's hand is stretched out. I don't know what media it's from, if any. The bio reads: Mike Ma's top guy All sex is consensual The first skeet reads: "They're going to do this to all Trans people btw. We need to leave the country as fast as possible." There is a linked video of Trump, presumably talking about executing the shooter.
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Presented without comment 🤭
Screenshot of part of the website description of the "dog statue" which looks tremendously like a penis: "At a length of 17cm/6.69 inches, the statues are perfectly sized to add a subtle touch of grandeur without overwhelming the space."
September 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Though this bit of the article is...erm...😬

We're not mentally ill, bro. Not simply for being trans. In any case, most mentally ill people are not a danger to others.
The National Association for Gun Rights, meanwhile, noted that only a Title III court can adjudicate someone as "mentally defective" for purposes of firearm restriction. "It is a judicial branch function, not an executive branch function," NAGR president Dudley Brown told Newsweek in a statement. "This process – is available today as it may apply to transgenders [sic] or to any American suffering from mental health issues, but taking rights away from any American without due process is an affront to the Constitution. All ex parts gun bans are unconstitutional."
September 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Insects are actual science fiction aliens, aren't they 👀
Screenshot from the ant cloning reproduction article: "...evolved into a natural case of cross-species cloning, resulting in the maintenance of a male-only lineage cloned through distinct species ova. We term females exhibiting this reproductive mode as xenoparous, meaning they give birth to other species as part of their life cycle."
September 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Happy Take Your Giant Skeleton For A Ride Day to all those who celebrate!
A giant plastic articulated skeleton straddles the bed of a red Jeep truck, stopped at a traffic light. The skeleton's feet are resting on the truck's running boards. The arm bones rest on the roof of the cab, with palm upturned. It looks like they're riding the truck like a toy vehicle. The skeleton is wearing their seat belt. What a good undead creature.
September 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I heard a weird electric zing sound as it zipped across the sky. It wasn't loud, ~ normal conversational speaking volume, but I definitely heard it. I'm so annoyed at myself that I wasn't taking video. Does anyone know what this was? Was it ball lightning? Another phenomenon?
#weathersky #weather
Me: Anyway, this is amazing! It was either ball lightning or some lightning type or thunderstorm phenomenon I've never heard of [shrug emoji]
August 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Yesterday ~5:31 PM PST 8/25/25, I was looking out a south-facing bathroom window at a thunderstorm. I saw an incandescent yellow-white round dot zoom from east to west from near one end of the anvil cloud to the other. It was very fast, ~1/10 sec, appeared to follow a straight path about 25° of arc.
Texts with one of my partners, right after the event. Me: Holy fuck I just saw what might have been ball lightning! 5:32 PM Partner: The gods are painting... Partner: Hell yes that's so cool and dangerous Are you all inside? Me: It was an incandescently bright round point that zoomed from east to west incredibly fast, with a weird electric zing sound. I'm fucking amazed Partner: Sounds like ball lightning! Natural plasma! That's so cool You're so lucky Me: it was up high, maybe a couple thousand feet? How did I head thr zing? It was not loud, but definitely there Lasted less than a tenth of a second Partner gave a heart to the first message in this screenshot. Me: Just slow enough to see? It was definitely a point source, nothing like a regular bolt. It followed a straight path, as far as [I] could see. From one side of the cloud to the other, but clearly visible because it was so bright. Yellow-white?
August 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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How unfortunate.
Text by 'Leonidas W. Steel' I spent a long time on psychoanalyzing god itself just to realize i should have killed myself instead. It would have had the same result. Instead i have to outlive the fucker now and eat it. What a shit monkeys paw type deal to accidentally knock up.
August 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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So he saw these guys riding ATVs in DC?
The band Gang of Youths stares up at you from below with quizzical expressions. The background is yellow; they are wearing mostly yellow and black clothing. One member looks upside down to the camera.
August 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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The fuck? Is that a still from Shrek?
Closeup from OP's image of Judy Garland as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz showing the replaced, sharper focus grass, and what looks like part of Shrek's face, from just below the eyes to the mouth. Is the AI just pasting in images from image search?
August 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Found a Nazi! Don't forget to report and block, kids!

CW: Slurs, transphobia, blatant Nazi/KKK imagery
Account called Totezkommando. Banner is a red flag with a black and white cross with a circle at the intersection containing a German imperial eagle and with an imperial cross in the upper left hand corner. The avatar is wearing a gas mask and military helmet. Nona Suomi: Follow your leader's example, Nazi. Totezkommando: [Marked Slur by Bluesky] You aren't making anyone look bad, you're making yourself look R-slurred and Nazism look cooler Post about fear around transition and getting over it. Totezkommando responds with a cartoon video featuring an anime-style girl talking to a mannequin-like undifferentiated head. She says: I think you need to stop being such a f*ggot. Nanoraptor: Remember if you want to transition don't skip egg day Totezkommando: meme which says "My honest reaction:" and shows someone in a KKK hood in front of a Nazi flag hung up on a wall.
August 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Apparently I live in a 70s Sci-Fi paperback cover
Somewhere in the Mojave Desert (or is it Tattoine?), an alien moon hangs above a mountainous desert landscape in a gradient yellowish to medium cerulean blue sky. I feel like there should be ailen nomads riding strange animals in the foreground.
August 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I might be a little stoned. This was supposed to go here 😂
My skeet in response to this one: Bob Dylan voice: I did not KNOW that The statement has punctuation to represent rhythm, pitch and prosody of the statement as Bob Dylan spoke/sang it in Desolation Row
August 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM