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She/It 🏳️⚧️ 06/20/03
Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™
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Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™
If you need better alt text on any of my posts just lemme know
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On January 1st, 2026, the Scrungology Department will unveil a world-changing study which will completely change the way the scientific world regards Anthropoda's most scuffed genus.
With an astonishing 61 samples, this will be the most comprehensive review of the material since 1987
With an astonishing 61 samples, this will be the most comprehensive review of the material since 1987
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
On January 1st, 2026, the Scrungology Department will unveil a world-changing study which will completely change the way the scientific world regards Anthropoda's most scuffed genus.
With an astonishing 61 samples, this will be the most comprehensive review of the material since 1987
With an astonishing 61 samples, this will be the most comprehensive review of the material since 1987
that's not very 1337 of you
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
that's not very 1337 of you
woah there theychacho
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
woah there theychacho
self portrate 🦌
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
self portrate 🦌
if i were a boy id go by Grimlock probably
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
if i were a boy id go by Grimlock probably
just drew this
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
just drew this
they discovered a new hole in my body the other day
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
they discovered a new hole in my body the other day
the great worm... ohhhh the great worm...
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the great worm... ohhhh the great worm...
my pussy infrastructurally significant
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
my pussy infrastructurally significant
In the soil eating random bs bc I'm a lil detritivore
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
In the soil eating random bs bc I'm a lil detritivore
In piss civilization nobody ever goes for the piss
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
In piss civilization nobody ever goes for the piss
my villainous doppelgänger is forcing me to review shitty games that suck ass
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my villainous doppelgänger is forcing me to review shitty games that suck ass
penis explosion device
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
penis explosion device
the ship dynamic so good i got zoomies
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the ship dynamic so good i got zoomies
Today's video is sponsored by sudden and terrifying loud noises
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Today's video is sponsored by sudden and terrifying loud noises
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a circumcised trans woman is like an angel without foreskin
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
a circumcised trans woman is like an angel without foreskin
I LOVE WAKING UP AT 2AM AND BEING COMPLETELY UNABLE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR NO REASON
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I LOVE WAKING UP AT 2AM AND BEING COMPLETELY UNABLE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR NO REASON
first period on my new estrogen dose
October 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
first period on my new estrogen dose
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arrested for shoplifting a tiny pumpkin from in front of the grocery store
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
arrested for shoplifting a tiny pumpkin from in front of the grocery store
Finished painting sister Adha Rook. This finishes off strike team Atrocity for now
#warhammercommunity
#warhammercommunity
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Finished painting sister Adha Rook. This finishes off strike team Atrocity for now
#warhammercommunity
#warhammercommunity
oh goodness gracious
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
oh goodness gracious
deeply sorry to anyone who may have followed me for my warhammer stuff this is the real me
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
deeply sorry to anyone who may have followed me for my warhammer stuff this is the real me
girlll i think I just saw a goblin
October 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
girlll i think I just saw a goblin
oh my golly gee
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
oh my golly gee