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antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Guinness Book of Girlfailures
@antlerpuppy.bsky.social
She/It 🏳️‍⚧️ 06/20/03
Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™

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floor must've been slippery
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
help I'm too high to put ghislaine next to elon
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
would you... erm... want to s-stick... Nay, I shan't say such vulgar things. I am sorry to have bothered you
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who dressed him up like palpatine
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
it's one really overworked intern that can miraculously type at 2000wpm in the corner of a halo tourney
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
fr
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i forgot this guy actually looked like that i thought i had imagined his bee movie ass character design
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
love how you did the scale cloak with the crackle paint that's pretty sick
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Additionally, Vader may have actually been in part inspired by the Grievous myth. A folktale turned propaganda figure from the late warring states period.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
harvestmen my beloved
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM