Unstable Genius
@anunstablegenius.bsky.social
I value truth, I think the bad guys of WWII are bad, and I hate stupidity. These traits make me a liberal by default.
He walked up an escalator once and didn't stop whining about for a week and a half.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He walked up an escalator once and didn't stop whining about for a week and a half.
I've read up on the lawsuit against Tesla for its self-driving tech getting a young woman killed. Their distracted driver prevention technology was so laughably easy to thwart that it enabled more distracted driving than no system at all. Good luck policing in-person crimes.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I've read up on the lawsuit against Tesla for its self-driving tech getting a young woman killed. Their distracted driver prevention technology was so laughably easy to thwart that it enabled more distracted driving than no system at all. Good luck policing in-person crimes.
He looks like the physical embodiment of his brother's rap sheet.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
He looks like the physical embodiment of his brother's rap sheet.
Brian, I know it's not the most pressing issue right now, but tell Chris to shave off that mustache. It's awful.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Brian, I know it's not the most pressing issue right now, but tell Chris to shave off that mustache. It's awful.
"Our plan is for the boat to only sink enough to drown everyone in steerage." - Everyone in second class
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Our plan is for the boat to only sink enough to drown everyone in steerage." - Everyone in second class
First Mate: "It's an iceberg, sir!"
Chuck Schumer: "Full speed ahead, and prepare a strongly worded letter! Once we explain to the iceberg that it's not helping our constituents, it's sure to change course!"
Chuck Schumer: "Full speed ahead, and prepare a strongly worded letter! Once we explain to the iceberg that it's not helping our constituents, it's sure to change course!"
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
First Mate: "It's an iceberg, sir!"
Chuck Schumer: "Full speed ahead, and prepare a strongly worded letter! Once we explain to the iceberg that it's not helping our constituents, it's sure to change course!"
Chuck Schumer: "Full speed ahead, and prepare a strongly worded letter! Once we explain to the iceberg that it's not helping our constituents, it's sure to change course!"
America first. But also America sucks and everything about it is bad.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
America first. But also America sucks and everything about it is bad.
Translation: "Dems want us to respect LGBTQ folks, and the bigots don't like that their bigotry isn't welcome."
If that was so important to them that they'd rather vote to lose their jobs, healthcare, and democracy over it, then they were idiots who weren't worth catering to in the first place.
If that was so important to them that they'd rather vote to lose their jobs, healthcare, and democracy over it, then they were idiots who weren't worth catering to in the first place.
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Translation: "Dems want us to respect LGBTQ folks, and the bigots don't like that their bigotry isn't welcome."
If that was so important to them that they'd rather vote to lose their jobs, healthcare, and democracy over it, then they were idiots who weren't worth catering to in the first place.
If that was so important to them that they'd rather vote to lose their jobs, healthcare, and democracy over it, then they were idiots who weren't worth catering to in the first place.
That honestly looks like sarcasm from Grok. If someone actually said it out loud, you would assume (correctly) that the person is functionally illiterate.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
That honestly looks like sarcasm from Grok. If someone actually said it out loud, you would assume (correctly) that the person is functionally illiterate.
"I just really worry about maintaining believability for this character who's inexplicably been in his early 40s since 1962 and has had seven different faces."
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"I just really worry about maintaining believability for this character who's inexplicably been in his early 40s since 1962 and has had seven different faces."
Clearly Will has never driven a Cybertruck.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Clearly Will has never driven a Cybertruck.
Per Stomy Daniels, at best he can count to ten and a half.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Per Stomy Daniels, at best he can count to ten and a half.
*except for eight of them.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
*except for eight of them.
*looks at America over the last ten years*
I think they correctly estimated their audience's ability to understand complicated topics, actually.
I think they correctly estimated their audience's ability to understand complicated topics, actually.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
*looks at America over the last ten years*
I think they correctly estimated their audience's ability to understand complicated topics, actually.
I think they correctly estimated their audience's ability to understand complicated topics, actually.
Weird how this same man claimed that finding money to fund SNAP was completely beyond his abilities.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Weird how this same man claimed that finding money to fund SNAP was completely beyond his abilities.
I'm not sure they're going to keep up the momentum, actually.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm not sure they're going to keep up the momentum, actually.
Great plan, Donald.
Just shove some "patriot" in the tower and let him figure it out. Can't see that going wrong.
Just shove some "patriot" in the tower and let him figure it out. Can't see that going wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Great plan, Donald.
Just shove some "patriot" in the tower and let him figure it out. Can't see that going wrong.
Just shove some "patriot" in the tower and let him figure it out. Can't see that going wrong.
Great strategy, Senator.
The GOP seems *terrified* of jeopardizing their re-election prospects by upsetting their voters.
That's why they caved immediately and released the Epstein files, and why Ted Cruz was instantly voted out of office for abandoning his constituents to jet off to Cancun.
The GOP seems *terrified* of jeopardizing their re-election prospects by upsetting their voters.
That's why they caved immediately and released the Epstein files, and why Ted Cruz was instantly voted out of office for abandoning his constituents to jet off to Cancun.
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Great strategy, Senator.
The GOP seems *terrified* of jeopardizing their re-election prospects by upsetting their voters.
That's why they caved immediately and released the Epstein files, and why Ted Cruz was instantly voted out of office for abandoning his constituents to jet off to Cancun.
The GOP seems *terrified* of jeopardizing their re-election prospects by upsetting their voters.
That's why they caved immediately and released the Epstein files, and why Ted Cruz was instantly voted out of office for abandoning his constituents to jet off to Cancun.
"You who's probably really motivated by shame? That party who elected the poop king guy." - Senator Hassan, unironically
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"You who's probably really motivated by shame? That party who elected the poop king guy." - Senator Hassan, unironically
Well, I'm sure you negotiated health care away in exchange for something good. Or at least something concrete that didn't rely on Republicans having integrity and keeping their promises for the first time in like ten years.
No? ...Well, this is awkward.
No? ...Well, this is awkward.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Well, I'm sure you negotiated health care away in exchange for something good. Or at least something concrete that didn't rely on Republicans having integrity and keeping their promises for the first time in like ten years.
No? ...Well, this is awkward.
No? ...Well, this is awkward.
The analogy I always use is that we're all in a lifeboat. The GOP wants to drill ten holes in the bottom of the boat to make it lighter. Chuck Schumer is negotiating a deal whereby if we throw away all the paddles, he'll convince them to only drill eight.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The analogy I always use is that we're all in a lifeboat. The GOP wants to drill ten holes in the bottom of the boat to make it lighter. Chuck Schumer is negotiating a deal whereby if we throw away all the paddles, he'll convince them to only drill eight.
I'm not sure that what Democratic voters want on *anything* matters to them anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm not sure that what Democratic voters want on *anything* matters to them anymore.
Amazed it took him this long. I thought he'd do it on day one.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Amazed it took him this long. I thought he'd do it on day one.
Thinking about this again for no particular reason
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Thinking about this again for no particular reason