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I've started reacting to things I don't like by baring my teeth, beating my chest and screaming incoherently. 10/10. Surprisingly effective.
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I've been into One Piece since the 1st edition of the Manga became available in the US. My all time fave pirate? BonClay. Fave Straw Hat? Sanji (I'll never forgive Pudding). Fave vice admiral? Kizaru. Fave mermaid? Kokoro. Most epic pirate story ever told.

#GODA #onepiece #freedom
I've been into One Piece since the 1st edition of the Manga became available in the US. My all time fave pirate? BonClay. Fave Straw Hat? Sanji (I'll never forgive Pudding). Fave vice admiral? Kizaru. Fave mermaid? Kokoro. Most epic pirate story ever told.

#GODA #onepiece #freedom
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If they actually get rid of social security and bring back Filial responsibility? A whole bunch of elders are going to end up murdered. Or worse. By the time it goes into effect, that means us gen xers. Be nice to your kids.

#wtf #socialsecurity #whyarewepayingfederaltax
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
As of today, ICE has killed 300% more people than what Luigi Manginoe is currently on trial (at the federal level) for.

#funnyhowthatworks #ice #murdercharges #nazigermany #americafirst
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
To whomever sees this: As an American, if you suddenly found yourself President, what would be your first official act for the people?

#power #unitedstates #president
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Numbers matter. Let's get together!
♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
John Waters once busted me smoking pot under the stairs at my highschool when he was filming Serial Mom and to this day I'll never forget the neon green trucker style ball cap he was wearing when he said:

"Carry on". Which I did.

#baltimore #johnwaters #serialmom #imissDivine
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You know what I'm thinking? Easy burst water balloons filled with anti-theft style permanent-stain dye.

#illegalsearchandseizure #kidnappers #bullies #masks #concentrationcamps #workshallsetyoufree #fascism #oligarchy #WETHEPEOPLE
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Welp. My 20 year old original iPod just went kaput, so I'll never be able to walk anywhere ever again. Guess I'm just trapped in my house forever now. Sigh.

#fml #music #mildlyinfuriating #sad #why #stupid #Grrrrrrrrr
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The weather app in my phone says it's currently sunny and 40+ degrees outside but in reality, it's absolutely snowing and in the high 20s and I'm glad I checked outside before getting dressed because this is my sign to enter hibernation until late March.

#weather #goodmorning
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
No words required.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
To the live lobster taken from the sea, placed into a tank with thick rubber bands on their claws and then sold to a giant hairless ape hell bent on boiling them to the death, while alive?

That hairless ape (us humans) is GOD for that lobster.

#mindfulness #cruelty #torture #food
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
People think they want space aliens and UFOs, right up until they realize they are cattle for feed.

Via every religious text ever written or passed down.

We are farm stock. Ambrosia. Food for the Gods. Saved by God is not a boon. It's a slow BBQ death sentence.

#religion #cookout
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
NO, you really don't.
when i go to america i want to visit a costco and see whats going on there
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Walking home from the store just now & a bus full of kids started screaming "Nami-Swan" @ me. Which, @ my age is 1 hell of an ego boost. 2 be fair, I was wearing a straw hat w/a red ribbon around it & Im a tattooed redhead. W/exceptional nav skills & a taste 4 treasure.

#onepiece #treasure #goonie
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Don't waste your time on 'The Beast
Within Me' on Netflix.

It's honestly terrible.

I really tried.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There are so many Gods today, who knows what to follow.

Everyone has an opinion and an army.

Funny how that works innit?
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Having a Fifth Element kinda day.

#multipass #movies #fifthelement #sci-fi
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There's nothing better than watching inexperienced campers hear fox call 4 the 1st time @ 3 am.

Is a baby being murdered? R wolves ripping some woman's arms off? Is it an angry tree spirit?!?

We always go off 2 find out & it's amazing 2 me that humans survived the ice age. What r we even doing?!
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I like being an old lady. But also I still need to get laid from time to time. It's a tough balancing act.

#nevertoolate #yourenotoold #weareapes #itsoktobehorny
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I managed in retail for 20 years. All chains mark everything UP the month before black friday and the sale price is actually just regular retail price. Which is about a 300% markup from what the store paid for it, before selling it to us.

BOYCOTTBLACKFRIDAY.

#BLACKFRIDAY #SCAMS #badbillionaire
These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.

From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
QUIET PIGGY.
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Y'all. I had to enter my nephews room for some maintenance and why is he chaos farming in there? There's grow lights, 4 actual tomato plants, garlic, small potatoes, a bunch of herbs, some peppers I think? Atleast I know why the light bills been so high now.

#genz #wtf #its10pmdoyouknowwhereurkidis
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Billionaire owned news reporting like we don't have the ability to speak to one another about what's actually occurring.

#prehensilemorons
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
VALID QUESTION.
Why are all of Pete Hegseth's military operations named after brands of dildos?
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
15 is a child, MEGHAN. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 15 GIRL? TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU WERE GROWN AT THAT AGE?

PLEASE SHARE.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM