Humongous Ape MP
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He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
I can picture it now.
October 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I can picture it now.
By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.
Brilliant news!
September 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Brilliant news!
Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:
"It already looks like hell on earth."
"It already looks like hell on earth."
September 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:
"It already looks like hell on earth."
"It already looks like hell on earth."
For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
September 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
"But at what cost?"
September 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"But at what cost?"
The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
September 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.
Anyone who wants a Red Bull will have to scan their tongue at the checkout.
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Anyone who wants a Red Bull will have to scan their tongue at the checkout.
The only people the PLP hates more than their party members is anyone likely to vote for them.
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The only people the PLP hates more than their party members is anyone likely to vote for them.
Normal Island the Movie: Have you got a licence to do that?
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Normal Island the Movie: Have you got a licence to do that?
Do not make art in Britain.
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Do not make art in Britain.
"They're dabbing on us."
Matt Christman.
Matt Christman.
September 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"They're dabbing on us."
Matt Christman.
Matt Christman.
British Journalists:
Take the Be Normal Challenge.
Take the Be Normal Challenge.
September 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
British Journalists:
Take the Be Normal Challenge.
Take the Be Normal Challenge.
"You know the doctors pronounced me dead last week. I couldn't believe it. They said I was the Most Dead anyone's ever been. Nobody's ever been as dead as me before now."
September 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"You know the doctors pronounced me dead last week. I couldn't believe it. They said I was the Most Dead anyone's ever been. Nobody's ever been as dead as me before now."
C:\BritishJournalism Files\anticorbyn\applicationstart brainworms.exe
September 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
C:\BritishJournalism Files\anticorbyn\applicationstart brainworms.exe
Fred Durst will open a theme park where dinosaurs are brought to life by advanced cloning techniques, (and this time, pay Dennis Nedry).
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fred Durst will open a theme park where dinosaurs are brought to life by advanced cloning techniques, (and this time, pay Dennis Nedry).
This is good. Zack is great. He can and should be the MP for Hackney North. The interesting bit is the vote totals. The Green Party has 68,000 members. The insurgent candidate has 20,000 supporters. The official candidates couldn't even muster 4,000 votes and they are *MPs*.
September 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This is good. Zack is great. He can and should be the MP for Hackney North. The interesting bit is the vote totals. The Green Party has 68,000 members. The insurgent candidate has 20,000 supporters. The official candidates couldn't even muster 4,000 votes and they are *MPs*.