The Humble Magnificent
@apexbuffoon.bsky.social
Never look a gift horse before they hatch.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
A rod in the hand is worth two in the bush
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A rod in the hand is worth two in the bush
Weird way of saying "easily corruptible, greedy, amoral, turd"
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Weird way of saying "easily corruptible, greedy, amoral, turd"
Should've focused on making better pizza rather than the hot circles of shit they currently churn out
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Should've focused on making better pizza rather than the hot circles of shit they currently churn out
This'll definitely help tribal-thinking...
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This'll definitely help tribal-thinking...
Subterranean location in which one mines keta; a materia useful for sleepy magic
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Subterranean location in which one mines keta; a materia useful for sleepy magic
Ketamine might've been a more valuable demand given the circumstance
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Ketamine might've been a more valuable demand given the circumstance
I have to drive the little bugger everywhere, so...
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I have to drive the little bugger everywhere, so...
He is lazy though...
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
He is lazy though...
They're made from hamsters
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
They're made from hamsters
"Smoke me a kyper, I'll be back for breakfast" Arnold J. Rymer
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Smoke me a kyper, I'll be back for breakfast" Arnold J. Rymer
What is all this? Some kind of rational, reasonable response to current madness?
October 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
What is all this? Some kind of rational, reasonable response to current madness?
Dicktion: the art of pronouncing words incorrectly
October 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Dicktion: the art of pronouncing words incorrectly
Spicier than your average salty balls
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Spicier than your average salty balls
Trim & Proper?
October 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Trim & Proper?
"Up with conspiracy theories, fraudulent ads and disinformation, down with nipples"
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Up with conspiracy theories, fraudulent ads and disinformation, down with nipples"
Awaiting the first AI generated sex scandal. It'll be Zuck with a VR headset, won't it?
October 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Awaiting the first AI generated sex scandal. It'll be Zuck with a VR headset, won't it?
I tried to dig a bottomless water source, it didn't end well.
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I tried to dig a bottomless water source, it didn't end well.
Opposing monarchy rule.
September 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Opposing monarchy rule.
I won't. I'll just assume that nobody is addressing the point made in the article but tenuously airing some kind of unrelated grievance instead.
September 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I won't. I'll just assume that nobody is addressing the point made in the article but tenuously airing some kind of unrelated grievance instead.
It said it had a "cheeky Nandos" whatever that is.
September 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It said it had a "cheeky Nandos" whatever that is.
Could you do a list that includes "That's the badger" and its international equivalents?
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Could you do a list that includes "That's the badger" and its international equivalents?
He did an autism on my cat. Then I got Chagas disease from Benny Drill.
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
He did an autism on my cat. Then I got Chagas disease from Benny Drill.