LarkinBloom
@apricitymends.bsky.social
Cod loves a fryer
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Cod loves a fryer
I’d be filing for divorce while I was on the beach.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’d be filing for divorce while I was on the beach.
Hear me out, when making a brew, boil the kettle twice, that way the water is hotter.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hear me out, when making a brew, boil the kettle twice, that way the water is hotter.
No, I wasn't thinking of a specific department, my point was meant more broadly.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
No, I wasn't thinking of a specific department, my point was meant more broadly.
it can also act as an impediment to positive, innovative and necessary change. When well-intentioned and effective plans get "watered down," potential benefits to society might be delayed, reduced, or entirely lost.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
it can also act as an impediment to positive, innovative and necessary change. When well-intentioned and effective plans get "watered down," potential benefits to society might be delayed, reduced, or entirely lost.
The correct amount for runners is N + 1, no matter how many you have, you always need one more pair.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The correct amount for runners is N + 1, no matter how many you have, you always need one more pair.
On tinder a lot of women say only men over 6 foot, then you’ll get other women saying ‘why do men kept posting their height, on their profile, so weird’ or some shit.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
On tinder a lot of women say only men over 6 foot, then you’ll get other women saying ‘why do men kept posting their height, on their profile, so weird’ or some shit.
There’s video of a honey badger taking on an elephant, the elephant kept kicking it like a football and knocking it out, when it come round it went for the elephant again! 😂
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
There’s video of a honey badger taking on an elephant, the elephant kept kicking it like a football and knocking it out, when it come round it went for the elephant again! 😂
Builder here. Speak for yourself, I’m conscious, never cut corners and take pride in my work. And I only finish when I’ve finished what I had to do, unless it’s raining and it’s face brick work, in which case I bugger off home.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Builder here. Speak for yourself, I’m conscious, never cut corners and take pride in my work. And I only finish when I’ve finished what I had to do, unless it’s raining and it’s face brick work, in which case I bugger off home.
I think so, you can feel the difference. They’ve done over a thousand miles.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think so, you can feel the difference. They’ve done over a thousand miles.
I’m on minimum wage and I’ve paid £18 for one pair of Stance socks for running, yeah I know I’m a mug
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m on minimum wage and I’ve paid £18 for one pair of Stance socks for running, yeah I know I’m a mug
Not really. There’s a lot of regime comedians who are interchangeable because they have to toe the line, otherwise they won’t get on TV, the things it’s okay to joke about now is incredibly narrow, so they’re left with preaching at us, it’s all very timid and meek. I miss Patrice O Neal RIP
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not really. There’s a lot of regime comedians who are interchangeable because they have to toe the line, otherwise they won’t get on TV, the things it’s okay to joke about now is incredibly narrow, so they’re left with preaching at us, it’s all very timid and meek. I miss Patrice O Neal RIP
And extendable dog leads.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
And extendable dog leads.
The thing is with stupid people is they don’t know they’re stupid, it’s just painful for the rest of us, cause they let you vote.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The thing is with stupid people is they don’t know they’re stupid, it’s just painful for the rest of us, cause they let you vote.
It’s relentless, they won’t leave you alone, I just want to see what my friends are up to in Australia, but you spend your time clicking ‘not interested’ in the feed of some random bollocks.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s relentless, they won’t leave you alone, I just want to see what my friends are up to in Australia, but you spend your time clicking ‘not interested’ in the feed of some random bollocks.
Me, I bought some glass butt plugs to use as paper weights
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me, I bought some glass butt plugs to use as paper weights
They’re not on a meter, it doesn’t cost them anymore you’re just being a tedious prick
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
They’re not on a meter, it doesn’t cost them anymore you’re just being a tedious prick
5 km times can vary from sub 20 minutes to an hour plus, some people could take 90 minutes to finish a 10 km, what do the fast kids do while they wait around for them ?
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
5 km times can vary from sub 20 minutes to an hour plus, some people could take 90 minutes to finish a 10 km, what do the fast kids do while they wait around for them ?
Just what the country needs, more fucking houses built over fields.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just what the country needs, more fucking houses built over fields.
Maybe tell the people who keep sending in Anon or fess’s about Reform/ Brexit/ right wing/ flag shaggers everyday.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Maybe tell the people who keep sending in Anon or fess’s about Reform/ Brexit/ right wing/ flag shaggers everyday.
‘Electric toothbrush ?’
‘Nah mate, acoustic!’
‘Nice!’
‘Nah mate, acoustic!’
‘Nice!’
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
‘Electric toothbrush ?’
‘Nah mate, acoustic!’
‘Nice!’
‘Nah mate, acoustic!’
‘Nice!’
Of all people, why would assume Sting, who is widely known for living a very healthy and disciplined lifestyle that combines a specific diet and rigorous exercise is brown bread ?
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Of all people, why would assume Sting, who is widely known for living a very healthy and disciplined lifestyle that combines a specific diet and rigorous exercise is brown bread ?
Never trust anyone who doesn’t like hot drinks, weirdos.
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Never trust anyone who doesn’t like hot drinks, weirdos.
I missed my flight back to Glasgow when I was there, I was stuck between a rock and a hard place
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I missed my flight back to Glasgow when I was there, I was stuck between a rock and a hard place