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April
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Mom, dog mom, wife, good friend. I paralegal for a living. Sports, documentaries, good food, books. Poli Sci UMaine. Miami Dolphins. Tampa Bay Lightning. Pro Democracy. 📚🐾 🐬⚡️💙
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She doesn’t even try to hide that she’s a spokesperson for Putin serving in the US Congress. Post after post, day after day, echoing Russian propaganda. Truly sad that people in Pinellas County have chosen this as their representation.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Trump bragged about grappling women by the pu**y & barging into rooms of partially dressed, young pageant contestants. A jury concluded he assaulted E. Jean Carroll in a dressing room. So nothing that’s in the Epstein emails is a surprise. It’s just confirmation.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ah yes, putting in about 20 days since July, very productive.
Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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It just keeps getting better.
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Look at Rubio. White a spineless asswipe. I hope this shit keeps him up at night.
Q: One theory on how you might try to serve a 3rd term is that you could run at the vice president

TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Your ballroom”
Q: Have you raised the full $300 million to fund your ballroom?

TRUMP: Yeah. Actually, we raised I think $350 million
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yes, of course. 🤦🏼‍♀️
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
LMFAO. We are so up in the dumbest of all timelines.
The Pentagon announces they are replacing The New York Times’ press credentials with the MyPillow guy’s media outlet.
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Or make it even close to the playoffs.
I don't think the Dolphins are going to win the Super Bowl.
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Laser beam focused. 🤦🏼‍♀️
It should be a litmus test for Democratic presidential primary candidates whether they will restore the White House and DC public properties to exactly the way they were before the Palm Beach lounge lizard decided to turn it into Mar-a-Lago meets 1936 Nuremberg.
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He’s back on his bullshit, not that he ever really got off it. 😅
Trump: "I also did a cognitive exam. Which is always very risky because if I didn't do well, you'd be the first to be blaring it and I had a perfect score. And one of the doctors said he's almost never seen a perfect score. I had a perfect score. That made me well good ... not the easiest test."
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I love when people say how they really feel.
Our government is shut down but nobody is paying attention because our president is an idiotic cunt who is sending troops to invade our cities for fraudulent reasons because he’s a pedophile.
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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We need to have a conversation about the fact that Donald Trump has legitimately lost his fucking mind.
October 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Everything is so stupid
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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MAGA is way more upset about Charlie than they have ever been about all the school kids.
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Anymore I hate living in this state. Everything is soooo stupid.
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo on ending all vaccine mandates: "Every last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain and slavery."
September 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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So Trump's moving our Dept of Defense, our Strategic Command center to Alabama because Colorida has mail in voting which means they cheat on elections.

That is what he just said. I just can't believe it but of course it's true. Also, he's now at 3 layers of makeup.
September 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I feel this right here.
The president of the United States is trying to steal congressional seats so I don’t give a fuck about the Cracker Barrel logo discussion. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
August 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Guessing he’s always touched kids that age.
“We can’t touch anyone if they’re 14, 15, 16, or 17 years old. That changes today. Finally, Trump can touch teenagers, and it’s allowed.”
August 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Trump was impeached, twice.

Considering posting this every day until the Smithsonian corrects its exhibit. Feel free to join me.
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The replies 🤣🤣
Change a movie title with the word, "Epstein files."

I'll go first: One Flew Over the Epstein Files."
August 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This fucking guy.
Reporter: What are you hoping Blanche gets out of Ghislaine Maxwell?

Trump: I haven't really been following it. If you going to talk about that, talk about Clinton… don’t talk about Trump
July 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This fucking guy…
Grassley: "I'm going to make sure that everybody is exposed and the documents prove it for the eight years that they opposition was trying to put President Trump in prison."
July 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
One of my new favorite things is to see how miserable Rubio is these days.
We see you Marco…
June 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Guys, look how weak and nervous Rubio looks standing there.
Trump on Iran: "They're gonna get on to being a great trading nation. You know, they're very good traders. And they're gonna be a great trading nation. They're not gonna have a nuclear weapon. The last thing on Iran's mind right now is nuclear weapons."
June 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM