April!
aprilsr.bsky.social
April!
@aprilsr.bsky.social
epistemic status: /bluski/
transrationalist
deeply proud of my city
wizard frog is insane
October 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen (????)

But with Tylenol, don't take it."
September 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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*reads community guidelines very closely*

I'm sure glad the violent internetpoisened young guy meta is moving away from shooting schoolchildren and teachers. we should definitely make sure it continues to be less of that.
September 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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sorry I gotta know every detail of what happened here. why were they messing with pow(). why did they not test pow() after messing with it. why did it take until an investigation by the osu team to figure out what was wrong. should the osu team be placed in charge of the windows runtime
July 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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he left some wiggle room with "almost" but i'm going to ignore that and say there's at least one profession that won't be automatable by then. yes, you've probably already guessed it, livestreaming video games.
May 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
zizian georg, who caused 17 murders due to his belief in the basilisk, was an outlier and should not have been counted
May 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Can confirm. Crashing at the rathouse in Paris and a mech interp guy starts talking about extinction in two years' time, suggests I shouldn't be wasting my time on twitter rn and should go to sleep, takes my phone and puts in on a table elsewhere, mutters about being the hero to save us all, leaves
May 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine
Mars, the God of War, is typically masculine

Therefore, in this 90 page essay, I submit to you that terraforming Mars is just planetary force feminization.

Section 1-
October 18, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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The new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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In the UK we say "the Fifth of April be with you" of course
May 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i think god should fix the thing where there probably aren't very many polyamorous rationalist catholic trans girls who will go to mass with me and then come over to my apartment and make out after
May 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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you're telling me that america is considering a revolution after making judges dependent on his will alone, sending hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses?
Stephen Miller on Gov. J.B. Pritzker calling for mass protests:

“His comments…could be construed as inciting violence…This war that Democrat governors and mayors are waging against federal law enforcement. I mean, this is nullificationist behavior. This is secessionist behavior.”
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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New YouGov/Economist poll out this morning finds Trump is no longer popular on immigration. This was the last issue he had a positive net approval on.

This was very easy to see coming, esp bc individual components of immigration policy are so toxic: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/should-dem...
April 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The reason that Democrats can't compromise on the culture war is that the actual demand from conservatives is that LGBT people simply disappear from public life, which is not something that the Democratic Party is capable of actually conceding.
April 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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claude shadowboxing in the backrooms
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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if your strategies for persuasion rely on people already being receptive to you and virtuous enough to do extensive searches every time you say something they don't already know, you will fail to persuade the *vast majority of humanity*
March 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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JD Vance will really be like "you believe in loving thy neighbor? That pales in comparison to my strategy, loving my family first" and then not love his family.
February 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
but i wanna be an anime villain
3. Don't be an anime villain! EA, X-Risk, and a lot of other niche fields becoming prominent tends to incentivize anime villain speechifying and behavior. The author of this prescient essay said stuff I can't really improve on

idlewords.com/talks/superi...
Superintelligence: The Idea That Eats Smart People
idlewords.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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circulating
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
EXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major provider
Critics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing.
www.dailydot.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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toquoi replacing usd starting tomorrow.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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egg day egg day egg day
January 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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When the day has grown weary and the titan Selene rides her silver chariot across the sky, I lay my fatigued bones upon my Sans pillow as a reminder that life is not to be taken too seriously and accept my position as arbitress of cringe
January 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM