APP (pirate era)
@apurplepatch.bsky.social
Lover of silly pirates particularly of the ofmd variety
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Holy moley Rosie, I ordered and you processed it with less than an hour
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holy moley Rosie, I ordered and you processed it with less than an hour
Most people think children should serve adult time... fuck is making public policy by what the general knobhead on the street thinks really a good idea... what do experts think...
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Most people think children should serve adult time... fuck is making public policy by what the general knobhead on the street thinks really a good idea... what do experts think...
"You're not going to strike terror into anyone's heart, unless you chat them up in a bar" - cabin pressure s1e02 Boston.
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"You're not going to strike terror into anyone's heart, unless you chat them up in a bar" - cabin pressure s1e02 Boston.
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
Survived day 1 December
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Survived day 1 December
I need to lift my fucking game
@apurplepatch.bsky.social has swears! They've used 45 profanities in their last 637 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (11 times)
🥈 "shit" (7 times)
🥉 "fuck" (6 times)
🥇 "fucking" (11 times)
🥈 "shit" (7 times)
🥉 "fuck" (6 times)
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I need to lift my fucking game
@profanity.accountant do you count ffs?
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
@profanity.accountant do you count ffs?
Matchbox 20
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Foo Fighters
Oasis
Crowded House
Pearl Jam
Bastille
Foo Fighters
Oasis
Crowded House
Pearl Jam
Bastille
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Matchbox 20
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
Im at the supermarket on a mission- bunch of people in the cars im at the door... why wait here in your car omit isnt that cold also my back is spasaming ffs
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Im at the supermarket on a mission- bunch of people in the cars im at the door... why wait here in your car omit isnt that cold also my back is spasaming ffs
Thought i was going to get the whole cinema to myself for wicked for good but two people just bought tickets...
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Thought i was going to get the whole cinema to myself for wicked for good but two people just bought tickets...
Me to the earthworks guys can you dig me a hole, I'll push some people in and then you fill it...
When people are really unhelpful
When people are really unhelpful
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me to the earthworks guys can you dig me a hole, I'll push some people in and then you fill it...
When people are really unhelpful
When people are really unhelpful
Office of men OUTRAGED when I wished them a happy international mens day - said sorry I forgot yesterday and thst it was sad none of them bought in cupcakes to celebrate each other... most fun I've had
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Office of men OUTRAGED when I wished them a happy international mens day - said sorry I forgot yesterday and thst it was sad none of them bought in cupcakes to celebrate each other... most fun I've had
Just need to survive the next 36 hours then I can collapse in a heap
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just need to survive the next 36 hours then I can collapse in a heap
Me furious at some rando who left a condolence memory on my nans memorial page sending condolences only to two of her four kids and their families. I need to get it out before I beef at the funeral yeah?
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me furious at some rando who left a condolence memory on my nans memorial page sending condolences only to two of her four kids and their families. I need to get it out before I beef at the funeral yeah?
Sobbing because - its been cloudy here every single time theres been good colour but I captured the elusive tonight
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sobbing because - its been cloudy here every single time theres been good colour but I captured the elusive tonight
Update - mum is now hospitalized with pneumonia and tonsillitis and Nana passed at 3am.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Update - mum is now hospitalized with pneumonia and tonsillitis and Nana passed at 3am.
Mums doing her lady Macbeth act and has taken herself to hospital because God forbid we focus on something other than her AND the housemate gave one of the cars away to a drink driver for six months for reasons that don't make sense
Status update:
day surgery done, waiting on pathology results
Grandmother still alive but… probably the next couple of days - she hasn’t woken up at all and her condition is starting to deteriorate
Brain: fuzzy af
Can everyone just fucking shush for like 72 hours, like all of you sit down
day surgery done, waiting on pathology results
Grandmother still alive but… probably the next couple of days - she hasn’t woken up at all and her condition is starting to deteriorate
Brain: fuzzy af
Can everyone just fucking shush for like 72 hours, like all of you sit down
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mums doing her lady Macbeth act and has taken herself to hospital because God forbid we focus on something other than her AND the housemate gave one of the cars away to a drink driver for six months for reasons that don't make sense
Status update:
day surgery done, waiting on pathology results
Grandmother still alive but… probably the next couple of days - she hasn’t woken up at all and her condition is starting to deteriorate
Brain: fuzzy af
Can everyone just fucking shush for like 72 hours, like all of you sit down
day surgery done, waiting on pathology results
Grandmother still alive but… probably the next couple of days - she hasn’t woken up at all and her condition is starting to deteriorate
Brain: fuzzy af
Can everyone just fucking shush for like 72 hours, like all of you sit down
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Status update:
day surgery done, waiting on pathology results
Grandmother still alive but… probably the next couple of days - she hasn’t woken up at all and her condition is starting to deteriorate
Brain: fuzzy af
Can everyone just fucking shush for like 72 hours, like all of you sit down
day surgery done, waiting on pathology results
Grandmother still alive but… probably the next couple of days - she hasn’t woken up at all and her condition is starting to deteriorate
Brain: fuzzy af
Can everyone just fucking shush for like 72 hours, like all of you sit down
Me staring into space post sedation not seeing anything…
Nurse: you want my snake I’ll get you a snake
Me: what fucking snake?
Nurse: oh you’re still drowsy, we’ll get you a snake before you go
Nurse: you want my snake I’ll get you a snake
Me: what fucking snake?
Nurse: oh you’re still drowsy, we’ll get you a snake before you go
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me staring into space post sedation not seeing anything…
Nurse: you want my snake I’ll get you a snake
Me: what fucking snake?
Nurse: oh you’re still drowsy, we’ll get you a snake before you go
Nurse: you want my snake I’ll get you a snake
Me: what fucking snake?
Nurse: oh you’re still drowsy, we’ll get you a snake before you go
Me: watching the diplomat - prime minister badminton what are you doing there delight
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Me: watching the diplomat - prime minister badminton what are you doing there delight
Now they're saying it might be a week or more and that the dehydration is what will kill her which no word of a lie seems fucking obscene. Is this really what end of life care is? Dehydrating someone to death...
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Now they're saying it might be a week or more and that the dehydration is what will kill her which no word of a lie seems fucking obscene. Is this really what end of life care is? Dehydrating someone to death...
Screaming - literally - into the void
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Screaming - literally - into the void
She's still alive, I'm at my desk crying. It's before 7am
Sitting in my empty bathtub crying and blasting music because my grandmother just had another stroke and is going to die soon and there’s nothing to do and I need to cry it out now so I can work tomorrow and have day surgery on Friday instead of curling into a ball forever
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
She's still alive, I'm at my desk crying. It's before 7am
Sitting in my empty bathtub crying and blasting music because my grandmother just had another stroke and is going to die soon and there’s nothing to do and I need to cry it out now so I can work tomorrow and have day surgery on Friday instead of curling into a ball forever
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sitting in my empty bathtub crying and blasting music because my grandmother just had another stroke and is going to die soon and there’s nothing to do and I need to cry it out now so I can work tomorrow and have day surgery on Friday instead of curling into a ball forever
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