APP (pirate era)
banner
apurplepatch.bsky.social
APP (pirate era)
@apurplepatch.bsky.social
Lover of silly pirates particularly of the ofmd variety
Part of me is amazed they could resist the urge to blame millennials for eating avocado toast.

But further the relationship is they're supposed to sell us things we want not we OWE them our money for whatever crap they tell us we have to buy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh and I forgot emus, once I threw half a bag of mixed lollies at an emu to get it off the road because my friends wouldn’t let me get out of the car to herd it so you’d think that memory would come to front of mind 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s the vibe.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Still dreaming at that price in the trading post
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Better there than the mushroom murders honestly
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I can’t even begin because it devolves into a list of cool birds and gets super unwieldy
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
From a pav officionado it looks perfect, congratulations
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You look so pretty as you were riding along, you looked so pretty and you were singing this song 🎵
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Happiest of birthdays!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Smart and efficient. Get it!
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Oh yikes! That's no fun.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It's just the way it is... I was there with a broken foot and doing 20kms a day feeling no pain 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh and work sent me condolence flowers
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I was an angry person yesterday (speedrunning the stages of grief) and someone bought me a bag of haribo today to cheer me up... that was nice.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM