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Library worker, archivist, writer, childless cat lady. U.S./British dual national, married to a Canadian. Here to lurk and learn from those better informed (and to self-medicate with cope and snark.)
"Becky couldn't figure out why Loss Prevention kept tackling her."
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"Becky couldn't figure out why Loss Prevention kept tackling her."
Numbers are woke
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Numbers are woke
I have had my Chewy delivery stolen twice. Once they took all the cartons of food out and left the box. I imagine that there is a second-hand market for just about everything, and Fancy Feast is expensive if you're broke.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have had my Chewy delivery stolen twice. Once they took all the cartons of food out and left the box. I imagine that there is a second-hand market for just about everything, and Fancy Feast is expensive if you're broke.
Of course not, he wants his followers to do it for him!
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Of course not, he wants his followers to do it for him!
"I hear you've got one of those very strong and powerful bone saws...they say Cuomo, he's not looking so hot these days..."
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"I hear you've got one of those very strong and powerful bone saws...they say Cuomo, he's not looking so hot these days..."
If nothing else warranted the cost of higher education, repulsing this man and all his buddies is worth every penny!
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If nothing else warranted the cost of higher education, repulsing this man and all his buddies is worth every penny!
Anyone young and handsome, for starters...
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Anyone young and handsome, for starters...
I guess she left him her wig in her will?
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I guess she left him her wig in her will?
I'm kind of surprised it resonates- just can't imagine Trump being that generous. Even his parsimonious little rosebud mouth doesn't seem up to the task.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm kind of surprised it resonates- just can't imagine Trump being that generous. Even his parsimonious little rosebud mouth doesn't seem up to the task.
I love that they can't even find a U.S. national to be President of the BU Young Republicans Club. America First!!! 🤡
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love that they can't even find a U.S. national to be President of the BU Young Republicans Club. America First!!! 🤡
Oof, he's gonna need a bigger bonesaw
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oof, he's gonna need a bigger bonesaw
She has grand-daddy issues.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
She has grand-daddy issues.
Can't he ask an expert source like OnlyFans for a report or something?
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can't he ask an expert source like OnlyFans for a report or something?
Someone should check if he misrepresented anything on his student visa application or has posted any "un-American" content in his social media history. We don't just let anyone in these days, right?
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Someone should check if he misrepresented anything on his student visa application or has posted any "un-American" content in his social media history. We don't just let anyone in these days, right?
His "genius" consisted of telling other men that they were geniuses
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
His "genius" consisted of telling other men that they were geniuses
Hope they enjoy the crap nursing home he puts them in while he lives large off the proceeds of his future pyramid scheme
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hope they enjoy the crap nursing home he puts them in while he lives large off the proceeds of his future pyramid scheme
"x1.25 speed" because only betas linger on the words
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"x1.25 speed" because only betas linger on the words
Where's Dr. Oz, that neck needs a vaginoplasty STAT!
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Where's Dr. Oz, that neck needs a vaginoplasty STAT!
Is he getting plastic surgeries to look like a Pepe the way Jocelyn Wildenstein got surgeries to look like a cat?!
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Is he getting plastic surgeries to look like a Pepe the way Jocelyn Wildenstein got surgeries to look like a cat?!
They want to starve the masses into submission. They need to liquidate the welfare state so desperate Americans will do the jobs that are currently done mainly by undocumented immigrants and poor people overseas.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They want to starve the masses into submission. They need to liquidate the welfare state so desperate Americans will do the jobs that are currently done mainly by undocumented immigrants and poor people overseas.
I think we should probably stop crediting the photographer so he doesn't get indicted for something
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think we should probably stop crediting the photographer so he doesn't get indicted for something
I think the only title Mr. Dunn would answer to is "Citizen Sandwich."
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I think the only title Mr. Dunn would answer to is "Citizen Sandwich."
My 10-year-old niece informs me he is a really kind generous person who gives his own money to help sick people. Maybe it will be a Lazarus-themed park with Med Beds rides?
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My 10-year-old niece informs me he is a really kind generous person who gives his own money to help sick people. Maybe it will be a Lazarus-themed park with Med Beds rides?