🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚
@ardwynna.bsky.social
Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF
It gets fancy, and thus far the guidelines say 'glow'
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It gets fancy, and thus far the guidelines say 'glow'
I was actually planning to wear a pink 3d applique corset dress that I'd made for a cousin's wedding, but the party dress code is white. I suspect there'll be black light nonsense.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I was actually planning to wear a pink 3d applique corset dress that I'd made for a cousin's wedding, but the party dress code is white. I suspect there'll be black light nonsense.
After will involve a bubble bath and turning the storage room into a comic book cave/home gym/guest room.
It might involve sewing a blinging gown for spouse's office christmas party. They went & made a dress code I have nothing for & I have a reputation to uphold.
It might involve sewing a blinging gown for spouse's office christmas party. They went & made a dress code I have nothing for & I have a reputation to uphold.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
After will involve a bubble bath and turning the storage room into a comic book cave/home gym/guest room.
It might involve sewing a blinging gown for spouse's office christmas party. They went & made a dress code I have nothing for & I have a reputation to uphold.
It might involve sewing a blinging gown for spouse's office christmas party. They went & made a dress code I have nothing for & I have a reputation to uphold.
A brown baby. Cold pigs consider that reason enough.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
A brown baby. Cold pigs consider that reason enough.
The real question is: How smooth is he?
[John Constantine declined to comment]
[John Constantine declined to comment]
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The real question is: How smooth is he?
[John Constantine declined to comment]
[John Constantine declined to comment]
*congestive, not congenital, but either way it better hurry up
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
*congestive, not congenital, but either way it better hurry up
Spouse and I got separated and they gave him an extra checkover in some back room when we flew in for our honeymoon. It's always been freaky for us and now it'll be worse.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Spouse and I got separated and they gave him an extra checkover in some back room when we flew in for our honeymoon. It's always been freaky for us and now it'll be worse.
Small Prick Energy
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Small Prick Energy
My gals and guys mostly just say, "Biscuit! Biscuit! Biscuit! Biscuit!"
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My gals and guys mostly just say, "Biscuit! Biscuit! Biscuit! Biscuit!"
Come on, aneurysm! Do your blooming thing!
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Come on, aneurysm! Do your blooming thing!
I'd be all for eating the rich if I weren't certain they'd taste like ass.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'd be all for eating the rich if I weren't certain they'd taste like ass.