Let me tell you, I am not exaggerating when I say that as soon as I hit play on this video I said *out loud* "Man, I hope she's got Okage in there" and WHUH-BAM

AV does not disappoint

In a small, Oklahoma-town high school full of horny teenagers the kids I was in the marching band with were the horniest ones in the god damned pile

The smells I smelled on the horny bus ride home from away football games are indescribable and make me do a thousand-yard stare just thinking about it

If the rest of the internet won't accept your money right now then hey guess what, I know someone who will

argowizbang.com/commissions

For the kind of proper effort and work you put into your videos already I'd be surprised if that was something people *wouldn't* be willing to do, honestly. Your stuff is the kind of stuff we absolutely need more of right now, and I'm sure many would agree.

Spending so much time around the Whitest Girl in California™ seems to be rubbing off on you

My (stupidly low) current rates for this (and everything else I can do for you) can always be found over on my website:

argowizbang.com/commissions/

My first foray back into it can be seen over on the wonderful and fantastic @jessplayin.bsky.social's channel(s):

Hopefully the six of you out there who use MMU will find this update useful! I'm hoping to be able to expand on the blocked terms list exporting in the future to be more granular, so look forward to that!

My (stupidly low) current rates for this (and everything else I can do for you) can always be found over on my website:

argowizbang.com/commissions/

My first foray back into it can be seen over on the wonderful and fantastic @jessplayin.bsky.social's channel(s):