If my town had a gym equivalent where I could train in ringmail to wield a sword and shield and shoot arrows, I would never be fucking home.

Not gonna lie. Frankenstein was great. Tears were shed. But why in the everliving hell would you end Mary Shelley's story with a fucking Byron quote.

@guerrilla.bsky.social Hey listen. Horizon concept, right?
An Oseram tinker who makes ringmail.... out of ancient rings. Polished gold, silver, platinum. Jewels to the nines glittering.
She's collected thousands of old engagement rings like a magpie and now makes decorative ringmail with them. Yes?

I think we need some sort of headphone-specific NSFW warning for certain voice actors? Because *apparently* I have a bikini part somewhere in my ear canal and some voices drag very pleasantly against it.

Nascent dictator and most divisive president of the US ever wants $230M from his people. That equates to what? 60 cents/citizen? He's fucking every American and only wants 60 cents a head. Cheapest dick ever and that's still more than he's worth. I thought America was the land of the free.

I struggle with my mortality every day. I know that one day, no matter how hard I try, I will die and know defeat against that eternal, universal, inexorable foe. And yet. There are wars that can never be won but must always be fought. One day I will die... and the fucking laundry basket will win.

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

Made cheddar muffins with bacon on a whim and guess I'll be having this for breakfast until I die

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Happy Birthday to my favourite artist @bentobitt.bsky.social enjoy your brisket and cookies

Swedish spoken with a Finnish accent is the most beautiful.

I know I'm only a new addition to this platform but it is not lost on me that Bluesky's darkmode looks just like a tumblr feed. Same shade of blue and everything. I'm sure that's coincidental.

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Things are looking pretty dour at times, but then you get a cuddle from a nibling and have a little play with a small, shaggy, sausage-shaped dog. And then I get a little more fight in me.
What? Huh? No, my backpack is not wriggling. Mind your business.

Throwback to a few weeks ago when stale viennoiserie was being sold for a pittance and I made the most pretentious bread pudding known to man. Peak French withs croissants, pains au chocolat, crème anglaise and hubris.

How close I am to losing it

So wait. WE ARE ANTIFA

ANTIFA is anti fascism.

SO is he finally calling his regime Facists?

Sounds like it to me

Guys not to be controversial or anything but what if ✨️no one✨️ is allowed an ethnostate?

Throwback to a few weeks ago when the colours of the kitchen sill made a living stained glass window.